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Alex
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#Pompey season ticket holder
Orlando Magic 🏀
Non-toxic Star Wars fan
Proud NHS staff

“Alex, on the Venn diagram of ‘People who’d call people they don’t know a cunt at the football’ and ‘People who cry at Disneyland’ - you’re the sole thing in the middle.”
We’re in trouble, lads. Big, big trouble. #Pompey
December 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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If this doesn't make us rejoin nothing will.
December 8, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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Charlton vs Pompey abandoned after a fan taken ill in the stand. Wishing them the best and learn CPR if you haven’t already

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December 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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"I should just point out that this will be the 4th appearance since September for unelected gobshite Zia Yusuf"
December 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
With all the negativity going on with #Pompey presently, I (albeit rather stupidly) decided to pop back over to the fence to Elon’s hellscape app to see if there was any worthwhile blues discussion.

The first post I saw called for us to sign N’Golo Kante on loan.

That’s enough for one day.
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
As shite as #Pompey was today, at least ONE of my two teams managed to not shit the bed! PLAY THE SONG! 💙🪄
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
😑 #Pompey
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Rose throwing the diamond into the ocean at the end of Titanic is not a symbolic gesture of love. It's a metaphor for how old people hoard the wealth for themselves instead of letting young people have some
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I’ve always had an odd respect for Millwall fans in a way, as growing up in London it must be difficult to cultivate new fans with the other options available in the city.

But bloody hell, today’s already been a reminder how much of an odd lot they are! #Pompey
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Just going to post this today for no particular reason.
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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GB News, owned by Australians, based in the Dubai tax haven, managed by New Zealanders.

The only British bit are the fools watching.
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Why won't someone think about the poor billionaires????

And the newspapers they own!

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November 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Every personal attack.

Every attempt to distract or to divide.

It energises, strengthens and empowers our movement.

Lower bills. Tax billionaires. Join us.

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The right can mock my teeth all it wants – it shows the Greens have struck a nerve | Zack Polanski
As a politician, I expect opposition and debate. But when it centres on personal insults, not policies, something else is going on, says the leader of the Green party, Zack Polanski
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November 10, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Not here to be disappointed.

Not here to be concerned.

Here to replace them - and then take on Reform.

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November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Fuck Boston, play the songggg 💙💙💙 #OrlandoMagic
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Which one is more English?
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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The number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills.

Norway - 0
UK - 0
France - 0
Spain - 0
Portugal - 0
Denmark - 0
Australia - 0
Iceland - 0
Italy - 0
Finland - 0
Ireland - 0
Germany - 0
Netherlands - 0
Sweden - 0
Japan - 0
Canada - 0
United States - 643k
November 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Days like this remind me how happy I am that I’m not on #Pompey Twitter anymore!
November 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
😑 #Pompey
November 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Christ I hope that I’m wrong, but that starting lineup absolutely reeks of a manager throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks… 😬 #Pompey
November 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Andrew Tate has been charged with rape, human trafficking, controlling prostitution and actual bodily harm. Nigel Farage described him as "an important voice for young men". That tells you all you need to know about Farage's moral compass.
November 1, 2025 at 9:20 AM