Bland
@blandbumps.bsky.social
Can Draw, Refuses to Elaborate (He/Him)
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I only know one thing
January 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I only know one thing
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A little comic about unpacking your pregnant wife. Was a poll winner over at Patreon last year!
January 8, 2026 at 9:03 PM
A little comic about unpacking your pregnant wife. Was a poll winner over at Patreon last year!
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Just spontaneously putting these up lol. As usual first come first serve at the place in the picture. Happy New Year.
January 8, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Just spontaneously putting these up lol. As usual first come first serve at the place in the picture. Happy New Year.
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A pose doodle that eventually became Tomomi
January 7, 2026 at 11:15 PM
A pose doodle that eventually became Tomomi
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Found these old warmups while digging through my files
January 5, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Found these old warmups while digging through my files
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Genuinely one of my favorite thumbnail drawings i look so pretty augghxikbksvjx
#pregnantart
#pregnantart
January 4, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Genuinely one of my favorite thumbnail drawings i look so pretty augghxikbksvjx
#pregnantart
#pregnantart
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January 4, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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Oh noooooo hopefully nothing *weird* will happen if I keep clutching this totally normal rock. Oh it would suck sooo bad : (
January 3, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Oh noooooo hopefully nothing *weird* will happen if I keep clutching this totally normal rock. Oh it would suck sooo bad : (
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Story @ 29ish weeks #pregnant
Astoria got dressed up for new years, going out to the company party.
She was pleased that her dress fit over her belly.
When she leaned over the table, her boobs squished in the most distracting way
They also served non-alcoholic beverages. So that was nice
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Astoria got dressed up for new years, going out to the company party.
She was pleased that her dress fit over her belly.
When she leaned over the table, her boobs squished in the most distracting way
They also served non-alcoholic beverages. So that was nice
(alt txt)
January 2, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Story @ 29ish weeks #pregnant
Astoria got dressed up for new years, going out to the company party.
She was pleased that her dress fit over her belly.
When she leaned over the table, her boobs squished in the most distracting way
They also served non-alcoholic beverages. So that was nice
(alt txt)
Astoria got dressed up for new years, going out to the company party.
She was pleased that her dress fit over her belly.
When she leaned over the table, her boobs squished in the most distracting way
They also served non-alcoholic beverages. So that was nice
(alt txt)
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Doodled a Spe cuz I was reminded of how much I like her casual outfit.
January 1, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Doodled a Spe cuz I was reminded of how much I like her casual outfit.
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Zoey's not a natural blonde (heartbreaking)
January 1, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Zoey's not a natural blonde (heartbreaking)
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Had a friend ask me to draw a Christmas Slug once I got back from my trip.
December 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Had a friend ask me to draw a Christmas Slug once I got back from my trip.
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Why is this so short?? 💢💢
December 31, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Why is this so short?? 💢💢
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I got a lil Jamie doodle going as a last piece of the year.
I fleshed out her design a little, picked a last name for her, and decided she's an unknowing descendant of princess rowan.
Can you see the resemblance? #pregnantart
I fleshed out her design a little, picked a last name for her, and decided she's an unknowing descendant of princess rowan.
Can you see the resemblance? #pregnantart
December 31, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I got a lil Jamie doodle going as a last piece of the year.
I fleshed out her design a little, picked a last name for her, and decided she's an unknowing descendant of princess rowan.
Can you see the resemblance? #pregnantart
I fleshed out her design a little, picked a last name for her, and decided she's an unknowing descendant of princess rowan.
Can you see the resemblance? #pregnantart
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I'm okay with how I did the lines here
December 31, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I'm okay with how I did the lines here
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it was dear @space-seacow.bsky.social birthday recently.
So I made some gift art of her OC Liv for her.
a big pregnant belly in overalls is the best
...THE....BEST...
also like how Livs eyes turned out. :D
So I made some gift art of her OC Liv for her.
a big pregnant belly in overalls is the best
...THE....BEST...
also like how Livs eyes turned out. :D
December 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
it was dear @space-seacow.bsky.social birthday recently.
So I made some gift art of her OC Liv for her.
a big pregnant belly in overalls is the best
...THE....BEST...
also like how Livs eyes turned out. :D
So I made some gift art of her OC Liv for her.
a big pregnant belly in overalls is the best
...THE....BEST...
also like how Livs eyes turned out. :D
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Its just one baby, trust her. She's never been wrong ever.
December 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Its just one baby, trust her. She's never been wrong ever.
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As we all know Christmas is from the 25th to the 31st so this not late at all, nuh uh, no way
December 29, 2025 at 7:54 AM
As we all know Christmas is from the 25th to the 31st so this not late at all, nuh uh, no way
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December 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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A couple days after having the twins, Astoria found the BEST holiday sweater. (for her)
producing milk for twins means her boobs are working overtime.
It can get pretty painful when they get this big.
"LET IT SNOW"
indeed. Over all Astoria feels more "LE TITS NOW"
producing milk for twins means her boobs are working overtime.
It can get pretty painful when they get this big.
"LET IT SNOW"
indeed. Over all Astoria feels more "LE TITS NOW"
December 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
A couple days after having the twins, Astoria found the BEST holiday sweater. (for her)
producing milk for twins means her boobs are working overtime.
It can get pretty painful when they get this big.
"LET IT SNOW"
indeed. Over all Astoria feels more "LE TITS NOW"
producing milk for twins means her boobs are working overtime.
It can get pretty painful when they get this big.
"LET IT SNOW"
indeed. Over all Astoria feels more "LE TITS NOW"
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December 26, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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December 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM