Matt Kennedy
@blandtastic.bsky.social
Thank you this just saved me a fuck ton of time and hassle. And let me tell you my time is valuable! (It isn’t)
December 3, 2024 at 10:46 AM
Thank you this just saved me a fuck ton of time and hassle. And let me tell you my time is valuable! (It isn’t)
100% dogs but also a few extra % for their friend, the cat. (This is them right this very minute, btw)
February 22, 2024 at 2:30 PM
100% dogs but also a few extra % for their friend, the cat. (This is them right this very minute, btw)
Participation rates among the population of me would SOAR
February 9, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Participation rates among the population of me would SOAR
Yearning for Gurning
September 21, 2023 at 2:01 PM
Yearning for Gurning
Jaw Calisthenics might just be the perfect name for my upcoming 90s rave culture documentary!
September 21, 2023 at 8:09 AM
Jaw Calisthenics might just be the perfect name for my upcoming 90s rave culture documentary!
Sending everything I’ve got mate.
September 7, 2023 at 5:51 AM
Sending everything I’ve got mate.
If you ever do another post I stg
August 25, 2023 at 2:21 PM
If you ever do another post I stg
I laughed really hard at yours and didn’t even remember mine until a little later!
August 25, 2023 at 3:08 AM
I laughed really hard at yours and didn’t even remember mine until a little later!
They should!
Squids who think they might be pregnant probably have an inkling
August 24, 2023 at 2:25 PM
They should!
Nice. I’m lichen this one.
August 11, 2023 at 12:37 AM
Nice. I’m lichen this one.
Absolutely none of my business how much dirt lives in my pores. It’s gotta live somewhere.
August 10, 2023 at 1:08 PM
Absolutely none of my business how much dirt lives in my pores. It’s gotta live somewhere.
God isn’t mad at ALL of us, Travis. *glares*
July 30, 2023 at 10:30 PM
God isn’t mad at ALL of us, Travis. *glares*