Tyler
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Tyler
@blank-guy-ty.bsky.social
I give Saltburn (2023) a 1
December 28, 2025 at 7:14 AM
The other day I was thinking about lemon curd, and I thought to myself "I wonder how hard it is to make". Turns out, very easy! Just made some! YUM!
December 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I give Marty Supreme (2025) a 1
December 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Post-christmas clarity
December 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"if global warming is causing the sea levels to rise, why are liberals buying houses on the coast" - my father
December 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Christmas with my family is fondue on prog rock
December 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The weather outside is frightful,
But my wife is so delightful
December 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Skrillex is classic rock now
December 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I give How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966) a 1
December 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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I'm no geneticist, but here are my thoughts on the genetic makeup of the Muppet Christmas Carol Piggy x Kermit family unit
December 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
things I'm currently overhearing: "for this family to be biologically related kermit needs dominant froggy genes and recessive piggy genes and miss piggy needs recessive froggy genes, but but dominant piggy genes"
Great, now I'm on Muppet Wiki
December 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I give Doctor Who: Last Christmas (2014) a 1
December 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I give The Mastermind (2025) a 1
December 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I give Elf (2003) a 1
December 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I give The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) a 1
December 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Christmas slasher movies love to have titles that are just lines from Christmas songs. Like they'll be called "be good for goodness sake" or "he knows when you're awake"
December 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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I see they didn't wanna go with "White Cock"
December 21, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I give Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025) a 1
December 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I give How the Toys Saved Christmas (1996) a 1
December 19, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I give How the Grinch Stole Christmas a 0
December 18, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Watching the Grinch 2000, not good. Glad that my mom didn't let me watch this a child. Cool props and costumes tho!
December 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
if they made cigarettes that were neutral for your health I would chain smoke like a 50s movie star
December 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
if you're my uber driver and you talk to me about AI I'm not tipping
December 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I give Wake Up Dead Man a 1
December 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM