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Good government is tyrannical rule by a giant evil floating head
there's seemingly hundreds of these guys where they talk like someone who's just stumbled out from a cryopod that was sealed right after the South Carolina primary in 2020
January 4, 2026 at 12:43 PM
mind you this was the same political campaign where basically the only prominent politician that didn't spit on the ground when Jesse Jackson's name came up in the primary was Bernie himself
January 4, 2026 at 10:58 AM
why do you every single one of you khivers put your selfie pfps through like thirty filters? digital Capitano ass
January 4, 2026 at 10:56 AM
a hypothesis i've really been hammering out as of late is that just straight-up old-school Garveyism has come back in force for a lot of really online black democrats that more or less can be traced to Jesse Jackson getting absolutely ratfucked in '88
January 4, 2026 at 10:54 AM
you call me a troll but you don't say i'm wrong
January 3, 2026 at 4:15 PM
oh no the garveyist genocidaire broke the TOS how surprising
January 3, 2026 at 10:23 AM
99% of Khivers fall under the category of Literally Just Garveyists
January 2, 2026 at 1:27 PM
and it really is the chauvinism that defines them. if your own perceived identity isn't perfectly triangulated in the Marginalized Matrix (which always leaves out things like being autistic or broke) their asses won't even listen to you like they're elves refusing to listen to the filthy humans
January 1, 2026 at 8:11 AM
the "how dare you talk to me that way, don't you know who I am" but for being whatever besieged status you associate with.
that's why absolutely most psychotic Khivers are always open admirers of Israel; literally doing the "lord I've seen what you've done for others and I want that for me" bit
January 1, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Everyone is a Garveyist Now. This is most clearly evident in how Khivers behave but the groups they nearly always associate with (Dworkinites, third worldists, zionists) also display all the same usual behaviors, the first and most obvious being the rancid chauvinism
January 1, 2026 at 8:07 AM
from the 16th to the early 20th century nearly 65% of Germany's urban intensification was driven by troll incursions, fairy trickery, kobold insurrections, marauding spirits of dead Thirty Years War soldiers, and the occasional Reichsadler attack
December 31, 2025 at 7:25 AM
your village turning into a nature park was just a euphemism back then that meant your village was invaded, and had most of its population devoured by, Black Forest trolls
December 31, 2025 at 7:21 AM
this is known as Agraybee Thought and it must not be upheld under any circumstances
December 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
look man i know you got a busy schedule staring at your Elijah Muhammed Fathead all day so probably for the best you go ahead and do that instead of spending time on little old me sending increasingly cryptic phrases
December 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
yeah, neo-garveyists. why don't you put on a big feathered hat and argue with W.E.B Du Bois about it
December 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
one of the more fascinating developments with you types is that you've gradually shifted from accusing people of being racist to being "anti-black", specifically.

kinda gives the game away that you mostly see the world through a Garveyist Racial Scores Must Be Settled lens
December 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Guys like these are best understood as "Neo-Garveyists"; racist chauvinists who demand fealty and submission based on some arbitrary matrix of Who Is Marginalized Or Not and they get murderously angry when you don't play along.
December 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM