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· Nov 9
Hello! Welcome! Don't mind that thing in the corner that's just the Corner Demon don't bother it it won't bother you
🚨 ANTI-MASONIC PARTY PATRIOTS IN CONTROL 🚨
December 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
🚨 ANTI-MASONIC PARTY PATRIOTS IN CONTROL 🚨
i am marcus garvey's strongest hater. we must invent a time machine to go back in time and give web du bois nuclear weapons and a dragon ball radar jury-rigged to locate obese men who dress up like toussaint l'ouverture
December 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
i am marcus garvey's strongest hater. we must invent a time machine to go back in time and give web du bois nuclear weapons and a dragon ball radar jury-rigged to locate obese men who dress up like toussaint l'ouverture
Putting a theory down to paper I've had for a while.
December 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Putting a theory down to paper I've had for a while.
the 1930s and 40s were so awesome to be an animator if you drew a cartoon impersonating peter lorre the audience would just howl with laughter until their hearts exploded
December 29, 2025 at 6:06 AM
the 1930s and 40s were so awesome to be an animator if you drew a cartoon impersonating peter lorre the audience would just howl with laughter until their hearts exploded
people complain about Lara Croft's character being ruined and everyone is missing the point of Lara Croft on both sides
she is hot british woman with huge breasts who is also an upper class british aristocrat and therefore should have the worst possible opinions and stances on everything imaginable
she is hot british woman with huge breasts who is also an upper class british aristocrat and therefore should have the worst possible opinions and stances on everything imaginable
December 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
people complain about Lara Croft's character being ruined and everyone is missing the point of Lara Croft on both sides
she is hot british woman with huge breasts who is also an upper class british aristocrat and therefore should have the worst possible opinions and stances on everything imaginable
she is hot british woman with huge breasts who is also an upper class british aristocrat and therefore should have the worst possible opinions and stances on everything imaginable
TOP FIVE AUTHORS OF MEDIEVAL GRIMOIRES:
Santa Claus (pre-apotheosis)
Hermes Trismegistus
The actual, literal Devil masquerading as a Spanish inquisitor
Aleister Crowley (11-month time travel mishap)
Whoever also wrote the Voyinch Manuscript
Santa Claus (pre-apotheosis)
Hermes Trismegistus
The actual, literal Devil masquerading as a Spanish inquisitor
Aleister Crowley (11-month time travel mishap)
Whoever also wrote the Voyinch Manuscript
December 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
TOP FIVE AUTHORS OF MEDIEVAL GRIMOIRES:
Santa Claus (pre-apotheosis)
Hermes Trismegistus
The actual, literal Devil masquerading as a Spanish inquisitor
Aleister Crowley (11-month time travel mishap)
Whoever also wrote the Voyinch Manuscript
Santa Claus (pre-apotheosis)
Hermes Trismegistus
The actual, literal Devil masquerading as a Spanish inquisitor
Aleister Crowley (11-month time travel mishap)
Whoever also wrote the Voyinch Manuscript
Duke is a mercenary. A blood-merchant. There is no principle he will not betray for coin. He sold and continues to sell the Bush's Baked Beans secret recipe to the highest bidder; treason comes as naturally to him as breathing, or licking his own balls.
my brain insisted i make this in a fugue state before eating dinner. mysterious energy. unsure what it means
December 24, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Duke is a mercenary. A blood-merchant. There is no principle he will not betray for coin. He sold and continues to sell the Bush's Baked Beans secret recipe to the highest bidder; treason comes as naturally to him as breathing, or licking his own balls.
There's something distinctly antiquity-ian to the explosion of Charlie Kirk faceswaps. It's like the fate a mortal would suffer for getting one Greek god particularly mad at them
December 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
There's something distinctly antiquity-ian to the explosion of Charlie Kirk faceswaps. It's like the fate a mortal would suffer for getting one Greek god particularly mad at them
is YOUR 🫵 loved one a vampire? KNOW THE SIGNS!
- avoids daylight
- drinks blood out of milk jugs
- explodes into a cloud of bats to avoid confontation
- says "i'm a vampire"
- avoids daylight
- drinks blood out of milk jugs
- explodes into a cloud of bats to avoid confontation
- says "i'm a vampire"
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
is YOUR 🫵 loved one a vampire? KNOW THE SIGNS!
- avoids daylight
- drinks blood out of milk jugs
- explodes into a cloud of bats to avoid confontation
- says "i'm a vampire"
- avoids daylight
- drinks blood out of milk jugs
- explodes into a cloud of bats to avoid confontation
- says "i'm a vampire"
they can't even conceive of what i'm capable of. opps mildly annoyed me and I vaporized his ass with a Dahir Insaat Dr Seuss machine.
December 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
they can't even conceive of what i'm capable of. opps mildly annoyed me and I vaporized his ass with a Dahir Insaat Dr Seuss machine.
These types are a handy reminder that just because a movement evolves over time doesn't mean the progenitors aren't still running around. First-gen suffragettes are still around and are just reactionary as they were back then about everything not related to Sexism Happening to Them Specifically
December 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
These types are a handy reminder that just because a movement evolves over time doesn't mean the progenitors aren't still running around. First-gen suffragettes are still around and are just reactionary as they were back then about everything not related to Sexism Happening to Them Specifically
Drow should sound as if they're all like, extras in Surviving Edged Weapons.
Ooooh Great Lolth we sacrifice this innocent soul to ya to sate yer cruel hunger if it ain't a bother
Ooooh Great Lolth we sacrifice this innocent soul to ya to sate yer cruel hunger if it ain't a bother
December 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Drow should sound as if they're all like, extras in Surviving Edged Weapons.
Ooooh Great Lolth we sacrifice this innocent soul to ya to sate yer cruel hunger if it ain't a bother
Ooooh Great Lolth we sacrifice this innocent soul to ya to sate yer cruel hunger if it ain't a bother
The Received Pronunciation Limey Regime has endured far too long in RPGs. The next big Baldur's Gate 3 tier role playing game needs to have some utterly deranged accents and absolutely none of them from Albion
December 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The Received Pronunciation Limey Regime has endured far too long in RPGs. The next big Baldur's Gate 3 tier role playing game needs to have some utterly deranged accents and absolutely none of them from Albion
everyone is a segregationist now. george wallace jr won
December 13, 2025 at 10:11 AM
everyone is a segregationist now. george wallace jr won
i really do like punching khive stans it's like beating up that one teacher in middle school everyone hated
December 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
i really do like punching khive stans it's like beating up that one teacher in middle school everyone hated
The only people I've ever seen actually type out shit like that are hyper-online groypers
December 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The only people I've ever seen actually type out shit like that are hyper-online groypers
man now i just feel bad. this is like beating up Glass Joe
December 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
man now i just feel bad. this is like beating up Glass Joe
The Khive can be best understood as a cult of personality in the fandom/kpop sense around a perfect being who was wronged by the cruel world by unjustly rejecting their perfection. They are not meaningfully different from High School Mean Girls because many of them were that
okay, so… it's okay for a 100k-follower personality to highlight some random with maybe 1% (if that) of the follower count?
because that is not accountability, either. that is _also_ abuse.
this is _sanctioned_ KHive-type shit.
because that is not accountability, either. that is _also_ abuse.
this is _sanctioned_ KHive-type shit.
November 21, 2025 at 7:21 AM
The Khive can be best understood as a cult of personality in the fandom/kpop sense around a perfect being who was wronged by the cruel world by unjustly rejecting their perfection. They are not meaningfully different from High School Mean Girls because many of them were that
If you're gonna have a witch in the mountains story it's gotta be set in the haunted darkness of the Appalachians.
It's 1909, you are a black communist witch from the hollers and you are going to kill Booker T. Washington
It's 1909, you are a black communist witch from the hollers and you are going to kill Booker T. Washington
Fundamentally the witch in the Alps premise is flawed because there is simply no serious magical energy in the Alps. The Alps are towers of naked atoms, stone and snow and inhabited only by the ghosts of dead mountaineers the way K2 is.
why can't everything be about a young witch in the Alps and her cat
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 AM
If you're gonna have a witch in the mountains story it's gotta be set in the haunted darkness of the Appalachians.
It's 1909, you are a black communist witch from the hollers and you are going to kill Booker T. Washington
It's 1909, you are a black communist witch from the hollers and you are going to kill Booker T. Washington
Fundamentally the witch in the Alps premise is flawed because there is simply no serious magical energy in the Alps. The Alps are towers of naked atoms, stone and snow and inhabited only by the ghosts of dead mountaineers the way K2 is.
why can't everything be about a young witch in the Alps and her cat
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Fundamentally the witch in the Alps premise is flawed because there is simply no serious magical energy in the Alps. The Alps are towers of naked atoms, stone and snow and inhabited only by the ghosts of dead mountaineers the way K2 is.
My humble Star Wars series idea is something set after Return of the Jedi that follows a group of completely psychopathic and radicalized rebels that refuse to lay down their arms and are now hunting former Imperials for sport. True Saw Gerreraism Has Been Tried And It Was Awesome
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
My humble Star Wars series idea is something set after Return of the Jedi that follows a group of completely psychopathic and radicalized rebels that refuse to lay down their arms and are now hunting former Imperials for sport. True Saw Gerreraism Has Been Tried And It Was Awesome
singing to the vast corpse of a dead god would fix me i think
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 AM
singing to the vast corpse of a dead god would fix me i think
Lynching a toon must go crazy you hang them from a tree to a screaming angry mob and then someone notices the toon is shouting at his own corpse in the mob with them and everyone looks up to the lynched toon hanging from the branch and it's a poorly-made dummy with button eyes
November 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Lynching a toon must go crazy you hang them from a tree to a screaming angry mob and then someone notices the toon is shouting at his own corpse in the mob with them and everyone looks up to the lynched toon hanging from the branch and it's a poorly-made dummy with button eyes
with a global village coffeehouse aesthetic ass logo. They thought of everything
November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
with a global village coffeehouse aesthetic ass logo. They thought of everything
Hello! Welcome! Don't mind that thing in the corner that's just the Corner Demon don't bother it it won't bother you
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Hello! Welcome! Don't mind that thing in the corner that's just the Corner Demon don't bother it it won't bother you