blasphem.ing
@blasphem.ing
ensuring nothing remains sacred
gdmw it’s a frigging blessing

but based on like

what they’re actually doing

how the hell did they land on facehuggers?
July 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
because the word 'was' just wasn't ambiguous enough
March 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
sam richardson is…almost not perfectly funny? ok fucked this one up i own that
January 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
so. boba. is it as dumb as it looks? and also why?
January 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
momonoke is the premier kojima production
January 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
silo solo is the new solo han who?
January 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
i get the penn does the talking but which is the funny one?
January 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
fairly certain mocha was invented to identify people who enjoy the taste of feces
January 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Reposted
Blasphemy Is Fun 🤩
January 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Due to requiring leaps of faith, assassins creed has been recategorized as a religion and granted 501c3 status
January 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
jesus and judas opened a pilates studio in rome called pontius but easy mistake
January 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
chris cornell was one of the greatest singers of all time but sucked at covers
January 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
really don’t get it puppies are just dumber dogs
January 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
the last two episodes of the simpsons prove the show can be funny sometimes
January 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
does the pope shit in the woods?
December 30, 2024 at 3:50 AM
come on i wanna see you argue about something actually pointless like string theory
December 28, 2024 at 11:35 PM
snoopy is a changeling
December 24, 2024 at 1:47 PM
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not my fault math is imaginary
December 24, 2024 at 3:41 AM
wait why didn’t the airbenders just steal fuel from the firebenders #hackplot
December 24, 2024 at 2:50 AM
all i want for christmas are alvin's two front teeth
December 22, 2024 at 5:58 PM
can't frigging stand Calvin and Hobbes #butlovethecomic
December 22, 2024 at 5:47 PM
wait people like game of thrones unironically?
December 22, 2024 at 5:27 PM
atheists would save so much money if they realized they were a religion #orwecouldjustfixthetaxcode
December 19, 2024 at 5:39 PM
i'd make fun of sports but the fans have that base covered
December 19, 2024 at 5:29 AM
it might take me a while to get to the thing you hold most dearly so please just be patient
December 19, 2024 at 5:15 AM