Wow

I was unfamiliar with your game

Everything about Meta is about engagement farming (baiting) these days. Every day feels like you can hear someone in a boardroom saying "How can we make MORE money off of the relationships between people today?"

You're blessed and highly favoured. We IT nerds have good taste

"We don't want to be Luddites --" brother, Luddites were opposed to bosses concentrating wealth by using technology to make inferior product with warehouses fulls of starving exploited child labor. You don't have to wear the team jersey but respect the game.

Lemme set the TiVo lol

We made a mistake letting people who weren't 5-18 in 1996 on the internet and we'll spend centuries untangling this problem.

Is it just me or does this shit make you look like Stephen A. Smith?

No seriously, why is it the blackest of night by 5:30?

For the past month I've been saying that they're like Yankees fans just a little less obnoxious but I may have been way off on that one

Almost nothing about this season made any sense

A healthy Santander? I keep thinking about Tucker as well then remember that they spent $92.5M on an outfielder last winter.

Then again...

What DON'T you do? You're the most interesting woman in the world

Same to you!

😱 A rainy, dreadful commute PLUS no earbuds to drown out the sounds of this city is a rough start to the day but only can go up from here (I have developed a beef with wireless earbuds this past year but let's not get into that).

I am fantastic as always. Ready to attack another day