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Josephus lets you know that while Herod the Great was dying he had asshole pain and “a putrification of his privy member that produced worms”
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Josephus lets you know that while Herod the Great was dying he had asshole pain and “a putrification of his privy member that produced worms”
Both are bad. One is much, much, much worse. That one is being armed by the “good” guys.
December 6, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Both are bad. One is much, much, much worse. That one is being armed by the “good” guys.
Go ahead and explain. I’ll just leave this here and note that the one with the big orange bar on the left is armed unconditionally by NATO member states. Now proceed.
December 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Go ahead and explain. I’ll just leave this here and note that the one with the big orange bar on the left is armed unconditionally by NATO member states. Now proceed.
You know what? You’re right. It’s just Russian propaganda that they’re still around, still a major part of the Ukrainian military, and still have the SS logo on their insignia.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1st_Azo...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1st_Azo...
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
You know what? You’re right. It’s just Russian propaganda that they’re still around, still a major part of the Ukrainian military, and still have the SS logo on their insignia.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1st_Azo...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1st_Azo...
This is the deal that was on the table in late 2022, which the west blew up by convincing they could get him a better deal. It’s much better conditions than anything Ukraine could get now.
responsiblestatecraft.org/2022/09/02/d...
responsiblestatecraft.org/2022/09/02/d...
December 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
This is the deal that was on the table in late 2022, which the west blew up by convincing they could get him a better deal. It’s much better conditions than anything Ukraine could get now.
responsiblestatecraft.org/2022/09/02/d...
responsiblestatecraft.org/2022/09/02/d...
December 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Josephus wrote that Herodium was “round like a woman’s breast” but this just looks square to me
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Josephus wrote that Herodium was “round like a woman’s breast” but this just looks square to me
Let me know if there’s anything unclear about this:
December 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Let me know if there’s anything unclear about this:
Here’s the Hezbollah drummer
December 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Here’s the Hezbollah drummer
Hezbollah finally released a video with a Hezbollah tuba player
December 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Hezbollah finally released a video with a Hezbollah tuba player
Again, these were the terms that were available to Ukraine in 2022. They’re much better than anything they’ll get now and would’ve resulted in much less loss of life.
But if you think killing off a generation of Ukrainian men for a worse deal is better than “capitulation”, that says more about you.
But if you think killing off a generation of Ukrainian men for a worse deal is better than “capitulation”, that says more about you.
December 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Again, these were the terms that were available to Ukraine in 2022. They’re much better than anything they’ll get now and would’ve resulted in much less loss of life.
But if you think killing off a generation of Ukrainian men for a worse deal is better than “capitulation”, that says more about you.
But if you think killing off a generation of Ukrainian men for a worse deal is better than “capitulation”, that says more about you.
This was the deal on the table in 2022 before Boris Johnson flew to Ukraine, convinced Zelensky he could get a better deal - torpedoing the deal, then returned to the UK just in time to resign in disgrace
responsiblestatecraft.org/2022/09/02/d...
responsiblestatecraft.org/2022/09/02/d...
December 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
This was the deal on the table in 2022 before Boris Johnson flew to Ukraine, convinced Zelensky he could get a better deal - torpedoing the deal, then returned to the UK just in time to resign in disgrace
responsiblestatecraft.org/2022/09/02/d...
responsiblestatecraft.org/2022/09/02/d...
Pretty cool how you support bombing hospitals using widely discredited IDF lies
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Pretty cool how you support bombing hospitals using widely discredited IDF lies
This is less than a month ago bruh
December 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This is less than a month ago bruh
Not sure if somebody who justifies bombing hospitals based on spurious IDF claims has any place to call other people “terrorists”
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Not sure if somebody who justifies bombing hospitals based on spurious IDF claims has any place to call other people “terrorists”
Two cats before and after saying “hey! Look over here! Hey!”
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Two cats before and after saying “hey! Look over here! Hey!”
American science is dogshit
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
American science is dogshit
Incredible minds on this app
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Incredible minds on this app
What if we built a foot so big we stepped on ourselves?
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
What if we built a foot so big we stepped on ourselves?
I love communicating
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I love communicating
Like, c’mon man, actual Bronze Age guys looked doofy. Embrace the doof.
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Like, c’mon man, actual Bronze Age guys looked doofy. Embrace the doof.
🎶 It’s been 🎶
November 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
🎶 It’s been 🎶
Was shitting and barfing all night and I don’t think I’ve ever had a higher Fitbit “Daily readiness” score in the morning
November 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Was shitting and barfing all night and I don’t think I’ve ever had a higher Fitbit “Daily readiness” score in the morning