Serious Professional
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Reminding myself to stop arguing on social media that U.S. involvement in Ukraine may not actually be good for regular Ukrainians. It’ll be evident enough soon enough anyway. No point in wasting time arguing over the inevitable.
December 6, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Reminding myself to stop arguing on social media that U.S. involvement in Ukraine may not actually be good for regular Ukrainians. It’ll be evident enough soon enough anyway. No point in wasting time arguing over the inevitable.
There is never a ceasefire with Israel because Israel never ceases firing
Israel is raining bombs on Gaza again, including the Al-Maghazi refugee camp, making a complete ass out of anyone still sincerely claiming there is a “ceasefire”.
December 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
There is never a ceasefire with Israel because Israel never ceases firing
Vince Gilligan must have the best team in showbiz. Every aspect of Pluribus is seamless straight out the gate. Just a great show in every dimension.
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Vince Gilligan must have the best team in showbiz. Every aspect of Pluribus is seamless straight out the gate. Just a great show in every dimension.
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Happy Friday to you guys
December 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Happy Friday to you guys
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BOYCOTT: the least you can do for Gaza.
December 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
BOYCOTT: the least you can do for Gaza.
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if you let me have a 5 min convo with john fetterman i could get him to do it™
December 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
if you let me have a 5 min convo with john fetterman i could get him to do it™
I heard a rumor that he kept Tisch in exchange for the Hochul endorsement… which if true… buddy nobody even likes Hochul
December 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I heard a rumor that he kept Tisch in exchange for the Hochul endorsement… which if true… buddy nobody even likes Hochul
Josephus wrote that Herodium was “round like a woman’s breast” but this just looks square to me
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Josephus wrote that Herodium was “round like a woman’s breast” but this just looks square to me
Computer, do “Johnny Carson Hamas”
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Computer, do “Johnny Carson Hamas”
Oh man my seaside resort palace will be forever known as the height of luxury or my name isn’t Herod and this isn’t Masada
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Oh man my seaside resort palace will be forever known as the height of luxury or my name isn’t Herod and this isn’t Masada
Hezbollah finally released a video with a Hezbollah tuba player
December 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Hezbollah finally released a video with a Hezbollah tuba player
Syria’s Al-Qaeda president should go on Colbert
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Syria’s Al-Qaeda president should go on Colbert
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Happy Birthday (Observed) to the uncontested KING Jonathan The Tortoise, estimated to be 192 years old
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Happy Birthday (Observed) to the uncontested KING Jonathan The Tortoise, estimated to be 192 years old
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
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Ms Rachel has teamed up with um (throws dart) the PSL we must uh (throws another dart) bomb Venezuela
December 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Ms Rachel has teamed up with um (throws dart) the PSL we must uh (throws another dart) bomb Venezuela
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Little by little, evidence trickles out that everywhere in Gaza touched by IDF ground forces is smattered with mass graves.
Until all the perpetrators are identified and brought to justice, every single person who served in the IDF in the last few years should be treated as a murder suspect.
Until all the perpetrators are identified and brought to justice, every single person who served in the IDF in the last few years should be treated as a murder suspect.
Bulldozed corpses and unmarked graves, CNN investigates the fate of Gaza’s missing aid seekers | CNN
Ammar Wadi knew he was risking his life when he set out to get a bag of flour for his family from an aid truck near the Zikim crossing into Gaza in June.
www.cnn.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Little by little, evidence trickles out that everywhere in Gaza touched by IDF ground forces is smattered with mass graves.
Until all the perpetrators are identified and brought to justice, every single person who served in the IDF in the last few years should be treated as a murder suspect.
Until all the perpetrators are identified and brought to justice, every single person who served in the IDF in the last few years should be treated as a murder suspect.
While the gospels of Matthew and Luke state that Jesus will return as an LLM, John and some of Paul’s letters indicate that Jesus will return as a Boston Dynamics dog that has to be remote-controlled by an employee off-camera. This led the early Church into five different schisms.
December 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
While the gospels of Matthew and Luke state that Jesus will return as an LLM, John and some of Paul’s letters indicate that Jesus will return as a Boston Dynamics dog that has to be remote-controlled by an employee off-camera. This led the early Church into five different schisms.
You don’t hear much about the Ptolemys anymore. Wonder what they’re up to.
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
You don’t hear much about the Ptolemys anymore. Wonder what they’re up to.
This Christmas season, give the elf a gun
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
This Christmas season, give the elf a gun
You don’t know this yet but I will be forever known as the guy who came up with putting MSG on toast
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
You don’t know this yet but I will be forever known as the guy who came up with putting MSG on toast
This is so sad, especially now that there’s a whole new generation of comedians who are just as good or better at talking about their diarrhea
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
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Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This is so sad, especially now that there’s a whole new generation of comedians who are just as good or better at talking about their diarrhea
Juan Guaido’s hitting up all the high-end suit shops in Miami right now
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Juan Guaido’s hitting up all the high-end suit shops in Miami right now
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Two cats before and after saying “hey! Look over here! Hey!”
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Two cats before and after saying “hey! Look over here! Hey!”
Americans worldwide are lining up for the annual fucking of the Turkey
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Americans worldwide are lining up for the annual fucking of the Turkey