Azalea
@blazingazalea.bsky.social
Too autistic to live
Too psychotic to die
Too psychotic to die
Merry Christmas errybody
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Merry Christmas errybody
Jesus is not the reason for the season. Jesus is the gift.
You are the reason the gift was given. Merry Christmas.
You are the reason the gift was given. Merry Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Jesus is not the reason for the season. Jesus is the gift.
You are the reason the gift was given. Merry Christmas.
You are the reason the gift was given. Merry Christmas.
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Anyone else feel like hunting transphobes for sport?
A graduate teaching assistant who gave a University of Oklahoma student a failing grade on a psychology essay will no longer be teaching at the university
Graduate instructor who gave failing grade to Samantha Fulnecky no longer teaching at OU
A graduate teaching assistant who gave a University of Oklahoma student a failing grade on a psychology essay will no longer be teaching at the university.
www.koco.com
December 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Anyone else feel like hunting transphobes for sport?
“Mmm, your skin’s so warm. I wanna wear it like a coat.” - my fiancé
December 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
“Mmm, your skin’s so warm. I wanna wear it like a coat.” - my fiancé
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I wrote much less this year than I've written in the past five, so there's not a whole lot to revisit. This piece, though, I still think is probably the best article I've ever written, even if it was a dumb professional move to write it [free to read] www.patreon.com/posts/empero...
The Emperor’s Luxury SUV Isn’t Good, But He’d Still Kill Us All To Keep It | Victoria Scott
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December 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I wrote much less this year than I've written in the past five, so there's not a whole lot to revisit. This piece, though, I still think is probably the best article I've ever written, even if it was a dumb professional move to write it [free to read] www.patreon.com/posts/empero...
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when AI tech is mature next year, i will create a video of a white blonde woman getting fired from her job for refusing to apologize for being white. video will go viral. next, i will start a gofundme, which will earn me $2M in tax free income, allowing me to buy a home in a walkable neighborhood
December 22, 2025 at 10:11 AM
when AI tech is mature next year, i will create a video of a white blonde woman getting fired from her job for refusing to apologize for being white. video will go viral. next, i will start a gofundme, which will earn me $2M in tax free income, allowing me to buy a home in a walkable neighborhood
We all have a moral imperative to force these bastards out of power.
These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
December 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
We all have a moral imperative to force these bastards out of power.
People are shocked by this, but I would argue that dick inflation is very important to a wide swath of Americans.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
People are shocked by this, but I would argue that dick inflation is very important to a wide swath of Americans.
My fiancé won’t let me walk down the aisle to “Pink Diamond” by Charlie XCX.
Chat, is this domestic abuse?
Chat, is this domestic abuse?
December 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
My fiancé won’t let me walk down the aisle to “Pink Diamond” by Charlie XCX.
Chat, is this domestic abuse?
Chat, is this domestic abuse?
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Oh my god Mick Foley is cutting ties with WWE over their relationship with Trump.
December 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Oh my god Mick Foley is cutting ties with WWE over their relationship with Trump.
And every second we’ve had it has been a gift
as of this week it has officially been 18 years since an anonymous user uploaded this bizarre image of an opossum cornered in a baby grand piano to Wikimedia Commons
December 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
And every second we’ve had it has been a gift
Recession indicator: I am replaying From Software games
December 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Recession indicator: I am replaying From Software games
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"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
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this is all very true, as is the fact that Lowtax was roughly 100x more responsible and concerned with the impact of his platform on society and the world than any social media CEO
Genuinely not unreasonable to say that Lowtax sucked so bad he fucked up the entire planet, and that most of the problems with the internet can be laid at the door of Something Awful
December 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
this is all very true, as is the fact that Lowtax was roughly 100x more responsible and concerned with the impact of his platform on society and the world than any social media CEO
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Genuinely not unreasonable to say that Lowtax sucked so bad he fucked up the entire planet, and that most of the problems with the internet can be laid at the door of Something Awful
December 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Genuinely not unreasonable to say that Lowtax sucked so bad he fucked up the entire planet, and that most of the problems with the internet can be laid at the door of Something Awful
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Just found out there are chasers for autistic women, they're called chasers
December 9, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Just found out there are chasers for autistic women, they're called chasers
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Can we have 9/11 2 so I can go to disney?
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Can we have 9/11 2 so I can go to disney?
Just cuz something’s mid don’t mean I don’t fuck with it. I’ll eat Bojangles from time to time.
December 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Just cuz something’s mid don’t mean I don’t fuck with it. I’ll eat Bojangles from time to time.
2026 is gonna be full of companies selling AI free services upcharging people for the quality we used to have in consumer products (which was already low.)
December 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
2026 is gonna be full of companies selling AI free services upcharging people for the quality we used to have in consumer products (which was already low.)
Lutheran church architecture low key goes hard. Plz never tell my fiancé I said this.
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Lutheran church architecture low key goes hard. Plz never tell my fiancé I said this.
Terrible news for everyone except me and the most brilliantly perfect woman to grace the Earth:
I am officially taken.
I am officially taken.
December 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Terrible news for everyone except me and the most brilliantly perfect woman to grace the Earth:
I am officially taken.
I am officially taken.