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“I love you sons of bitches. You’re all I read anymore."

Essays about old pop music over at http://off-the-records.com

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"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace."
Nun with gun
January 19, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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Sad Homer looking at the stars. The stars spell the word "IT".
January 19, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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Incredible use of a 2-star review on a poster though
January 17, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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Original template
Tony Blair evil eyes
January 17, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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Biggest shock at the movies this week was watching Suspiria for the first time and discovering it’s not for me. I had always been confident it would very much be for me.

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched
Hamnet, Meet John Doe, Ballerina, Suspiria
January 16, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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🎶watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic 🎶
Spud U Like
January 15, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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The best JD although he still sucks
Heathers
January 15, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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Audiences just hate the Dutch
January 15, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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The movie Holland bombed in 2025. The movie Amsterdam bombed in 2022. There's a lesson here.
Nicole Kidman in Holland Loads of people in Amsterdam
January 15, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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Grandma: WE USED TO WRITE FUNNY LITTLE SENTENCES AND IF A STRANGER ENJOYED IT, THEYD GIVE YOU A LIKE Nurse: Wow that sounds LIKE A MASSIVE WASTE OF TIME
January 15, 2026 at 11:50 AM
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Get a job stay away from her
January 15, 2026 at 11:29 AM
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They should hang out
January 15, 2026 at 11:12 AM
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How it will feel to encounter one of your American mutuals on the Battlefields of Greenland
Crying Wesley Snipes
January 14, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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Fascinating comment under the Mark Kermode review of Hamnet
I was one of the background artists in the scene Mark is talking about and I find it interesting that he speaks about manipulated emotions, as that was a topic of conversation amongst many of us during the 9 days it took to film that scene. "This Bitter Earth" was played during the filming of the scene, which would start each day with acting coach Kim Gillingham and her "dreamwork" incantating ways to find the sorrow within us, and many did think the process was intrusive, particularly as we weren't told beforehand about this being the intention. It was quite powerful to see the assembled ensemble become so visibly emotional, and although I was resistant at first, I did eventually succumb, and I truly found my sorrow. I wasn't alone in reporting that that sorrow did take a very long time to dissipate after the scene was finished, for 3 weeks I was a bit of a wreck. I'm looking forward to seeing it, where I'm sure the sorrow will find me again ...
January 14, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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Not sure about this new UKIP logo
Swastika graffiti with “we love Hitler”. Not totally different from the real logo!
January 13, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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usage of eggplant emoji drops 97% overnight
A very phallic pickle
January 12, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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Patrick Stewart on Extras saying "i've seen everything, I've seen it all"
January 12, 2026 at 9:09 AM
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Well this sure beats watching Star Wars
What can you say during sex but also on the bridge of a federation starship
January 11, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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The perfect Bluesky relationship
Blocked / Blocking you
January 11, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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James Corden dressed as a mouse and doing pelvic thrusts at some innocent bystanders
January 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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Trump looking out window The wicker man
January 10, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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The worst person you know just made a great point
January 7, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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Quote-skeet this with someone outside the MCU who could wield Mjolnir.
Pepto Bismol diarrhoea man
January 7, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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Actual footage of me playing Connections on the toilet
January 7, 2026 at 10:23 AM