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Get Off My Lawn exterior. Warm, gooey interior. Apparently, the two are not mutually exclusive.
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💯 THIS! 🎯🎯🎯
January 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I must be super intelligent, then.
Fact. Dunning-Kruger effect.
December 11, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Sometimes it's all I have to work with.
Inner peace can save your life
but external fuckin' rage is an adequate backup.
December 5, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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Trump wants to give Pete Hegseth the reins of the world's strongest military. That's a bad idea, because Pete is a bad guy. Even his own mother will tell you that.
youtu.be/Q4Es-IDBDao
Hegseth
YouTube video by The Lincoln Project
youtu.be
December 4, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Everyone needs to just calm down a little. The Trump Coterie is just turning up the heat with increasingly vile moves just to see if they can get the pot to boil over. If and when that happens, they'll have an excuse to crack down hard and accrue extraordinary power. And also release the zombies.
November 28, 2024 at 12:05 AM
It just never ends. No administration will be able to resist the urge.
Despite opposition from over 350 civil liberties and other organizations, H.R. 9495 passed the House. Tell the Senate this is an existential threat to nonprofits of all stripes, and they must vote no on this dangerous expansion of executive power:
Tell the Senate: Don’t Weaponize the Treasury Department Against Nonprofits
Last week the House of Representatives passed a dangerous bill that would allow the Secretary of Treasury to strip a U.S. nonprofit of its tax-exempt status. If it passes the Senate and is signed into...
www.eff.org
November 27, 2024 at 7:35 PM
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Despite opposition from over 350 civil liberties and other organizations, H.R. 9495 passed the House. Tell the Senate this is an existential threat to nonprofits of all stripes, and they must vote no on this dangerous expansion of executive power:
Tell the Senate: Don’t Weaponize the Treasury Department Against Nonprofits
Last week the House of Representatives passed a dangerous bill that would allow the Secretary of Treasury to strip a U.S. nonprofit of its tax-exempt status. If it passes the Senate and is signed into...
www.eff.org
November 27, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Do you think these MAGA folks realize that when the price of lumber, beer, vegetables, cars, electronics, medical devices and even friggin' avocados goes up so does the price of... Ammo?
November 26, 2024 at 4:58 PM
And so it begins.
November 26, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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Everyone knows who is running this show.
Vice President Trump
YouTube video by The Lincoln Project
youtu.be
November 19, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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JUST IN: Allegations of sex trafficking and drug use threatened to derail Matt Gaetz's nomination as attorney general.
Former Rep. Matt Gaetz withdraws as attorney general nominee
Allegations of sex trafficking and drug use threatened to derail Matt Gaetz's nomination as attorney general.
www.npr.org
November 21, 2024 at 5:52 PM
My favorite quote, but it bears repeating every so often for it's simplicity and boldness.

"I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."
- Thomas Jefferson
November 19, 2024 at 8:44 PM
I find myself looking forward, with a healthy dose of trepidation but also a child-like fascination, to see what this country is going to look like this time next year. Of the two, I think the fascination is the only one that matters in the moment. I'm feeding my fascination each day in every way.
November 19, 2024 at 7:58 PM
In my never ending quest to make people happy, I've discovered that some people just aren't unless they're not.
November 19, 2024 at 12:14 AM
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I am listening to a mystery audiobook and the characters use the term “fartlighting” to describe situations where someone says something outrageous to cause a stink. I have needed that term for my entire adult life.
November 16, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Purge day in my teeny living space. Fred Sandford's got nothing on my junkyard mindset.
November 17, 2024 at 1:05 AM