Michael Simms
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blindbanana.com
Michael Simms
@blindbanana.com
Get Off My Lawn exterior. Warm, gooey interior. Apparently, the two are not mutually exclusive.
I heard that on your show and I didn't stop.
December 23, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Take that model to Vegas and see how it flies with the casinos.
December 13, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Some sleeping bags and mylar tents arriving on Thursday.
December 13, 2024 at 5:15 PM
😁Hug an Anti-Vaxxer Today! We need to get t-shirts made!
December 12, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Playing off of Duncan's suggestions, Forgotten Void for a series name.
December 10, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Doesn't matter. We just want to hear from you. Personally, l want to hear about what you're working on, but then l'm a huge fan of your work. The odd cat or dog pic will do just as nicely.
December 6, 2024 at 9:32 PM
There is that.
December 5, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Will law enforcement be able to deal with all the ankle baracelet signals under one roof?
December 5, 2024 at 12:01 AM
I'm thinking it's going to take way more than that.
December 3, 2024 at 3:28 AM
True.
November 28, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Hey, wait. Didn't Stephen Miller just say that they're going to deport naturalized citizens as well as illegal immigrants? This could work out!
November 27, 2024 at 11:48 PM