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blissy_sama 🦞
@blissysama.bsky.social
Sarcastic lobster detective #ENVtuber 🦞

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i am late just like turtle's post

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#vtuber #envtuber
December 10, 2025 at 11:16 AM
compiling shaders? how about you compile a big kiss for siddy sid for being a good boy

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#vtuber #envtuber (if santa brings me a 5070ti or a 9070xt that is, but somehow I dont think he will, so until then its PNG time for this game)
December 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
no cabinetry? at least tell me it has amazing views and a powder room
December 9, 2025 at 9:34 AM
lobstering for the first time in many hours

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December 8, 2025 at 11:01 AM
cheeky bonus blissy: stalker 2 time

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#vtuber (uh well kinda it makes my pc cry so I cant run my model at the same time lmao)
December 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
SCHEDULE for the week of 7th December

Yeah I know its been a while since I've done this shush ok I have been a very sleepy blissy so sleepy dont wake the lobster shush sleepy lobster beddy time.

Check the timezone convertor at t.ly/XsNpN to see stream times in your local timezone.

#vtuber
December 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"hurr durr attack helicopter"

dude i wish i was an attack helicopter. you really gonna look at this badass motherfucker and tell me you wouldnt wanna be this? you wouldnt wanna tactically drop special forces into a hot zone and then take off to provide them with air cover like a cool ass mf?
December 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
what if we stop making lobsters so a computer can eat them all tehe uwu idk why i said uwu btw it slipped out

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December 5, 2025 at 11:03 AM
*compresses your lobster*

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#vtuber #envtuber
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM
i have had a year
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Cabinetry?
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 AM
i wish i had as many legs as a lobster - then it wouldnt matter if one of them didnt work

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December 1, 2025 at 11:05 AM
the chances of a slavoj zizek encounter on ytour vtuber stream are low, but never 0. Be careful out there

*sniff*
December 1, 2025 at 10:44 AM
world record levels of anime smugness
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Why are ethernet cables called "CAT 6" and so on?

Because they can be used for downloading pictures of cats - the higher the number the greater the quantity of cat pictures that you can simultaneously download through the cable.
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
regular and unremarkable lobster

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November 28, 2025 at 11:05 AM
mad that tony the tiger has enough cum to cover all of the frosties in a box, let alone all the boxes of frosties in the world. You'd think he'd be jizzing out dust by now but no, he just keeps on pumping.
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 AM
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I love when people make unprompted denials of things and they're like "I definitely didnt kill 17 people with a Makita cordless drill in a garage at grid co-ordinates 18.545450745170466, 73.77779165382012".

Anyway on a completely different topic, you'll be pleased to hear Nvidia isn't like Enron.
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 AM
remember to get your steam wawards nominations in, its very important
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 AM
*gasp*

a banger post
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
archeologists recently discovered that stonehenge was actually a series of stone arches outside a neolithic era McDonalds
November 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
November 21, 2025 at 11:19 AM
There's a Lada Niva on there too. Apparently someone out there decided that the one thing the Lada Niva really needed as an upgrade, to really just make the experience that much better, was a £4,000 sound system with a massive fuck off amp in the boot.
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 AM