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blissy_sama 🦞
@blissysama.bsky.social
Sarcastic lobster detective #ENVtuber 🦞

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SCHEDULE for the week of 7th December

Yeah I know its been a while since I've done this shush ok I have been a very sleepy blissy so sleepy dont wake the lobster shush sleepy lobster beddy time.

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compiling shaders? how about you compile a big kiss for siddy sid for being a good boy

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#vtuber #envtuber (if santa brings me a 5070ti or a 9070xt that is, but somehow I dont think he will, so until then its PNG time for this game)
December 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
thanks for waiting i finished my poo now
sorry bluesky i cant read your posts right now can you hold on a second my phone is on charge and i need to go and have a poo
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
sorry bluesky i cant read your posts right now can you hold on a second my phone is on charge and i need to go and have a poo
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 AM
lobstering for the first time in many hours

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#vtuber #envtuber
December 8, 2025 at 11:01 AM
they made a new monia? what was wrong with the old one?
December 8, 2025 at 10:23 AM
cheeky bonus blissy: stalker 2 time

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#vtuber (uh well kinda it makes my pc cry so I cant run my model at the same time lmao)
December 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
SCHEDULE for the week of 7th December

Yeah I know its been a while since I've done this shush ok I have been a very sleepy blissy so sleepy dont wake the lobster shush sleepy lobster beddy time.

Check the timezone convertor at t.ly/XsNpN to see stream times in your local timezone.

#vtuber
December 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"hurr durr attack helicopter"

dude i wish i was an attack helicopter. you really gonna look at this badass motherfucker and tell me you wouldnt wanna be this? you wouldnt wanna tactically drop special forces into a hot zone and then take off to provide them with air cover like a cool ass mf?
December 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
what if we stop making lobsters so a computer can eat them all tehe uwu idk why i said uwu btw it slipped out

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December 5, 2025 at 11:03 AM
In america, a normal trip to the store is an extraction shooter.
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 AM
*compresses your lobster*

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December 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM
i have had a year
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Reposted by blissy_sama 🦞
Honestly dude, AVGN isn't even in the top 200 angriest gamers I ever heard at this point.
December 2, 2025 at 7:04 AM
i wish i had as many legs as a lobster - then it wouldnt matter if one of them didnt work

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#vtuber #envtuber
December 1, 2025 at 11:05 AM
the chances of a slavoj zizek encounter on ytour vtuber stream are low, but never 0. Be careful out there

*sniff*
December 1, 2025 at 10:44 AM
youtube dropped this on me and I am stunlocked. I did not know the small pink gremlin rodent had this in her, and its fucking incredible.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArOS...
Music Box of Fate - Ironmouse Original Opera Song
YouTube video by ironmouse
www.youtube.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:03 AM
"Why do you want to know whether your nearly $100 AAA game was actually made by humans or simply shat out by a computer???"

I wonder why nobody uses Tim's store except for fortnite.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 12d
"Why stop at AI use? We could have mandatory disclosures for what shampoo brand the developer uses" — Epic boss Tim Sweeney says Steam should ditch its AI generated content disclosure. https://bit.ly/4a193vt
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
world record levels of anime smugness
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Why are ethernet cables called "CAT 6" and so on?

Because they can be used for downloading pictures of cats - the higher the number the greater the quantity of cat pictures that you can simultaneously download through the cable.
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My body is a machine, its just that the machine was made in a factory in Izhevsk in 1982 purely to fulfill production quotas and hasn't been oiled since before the millenium.
November 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
regular and unremarkable lobster

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#vtuber #envtuber
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 AM
mad that tony the tiger has enough cum to cover all of the frosties in a box, let alone all the boxes of frosties in the world. You'd think he'd be jizzing out dust by now but no, he just keeps on pumping.
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I might not exactly be an oscar worthy director myself, but holy shit churning out a 20 minute video over some unimportant twitter drama is such utter slop content. Who whonestly gives a single fuck?
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I love when people make unprompted denials of things and they're like "I definitely didnt kill 17 people with a Makita cordless drill in a garage at grid co-ordinates 18.545450745170466, 73.77779165382012".

Anyway on a completely different topic, you'll be pleased to hear Nvidia isn't like Enron.
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 AM