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Manic gremlin dream Boy
@blkofalltrades.bsky.social
Eli
In a group chat with your therapist,
Your supportive cuzzo,
Goofball connoisseur
ugh, fine.. but im taking your debit card cause im not spending my allowance again to get you guys protein 😡
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I'm not falling for that a seventh time, you're just gonna find the beefiest dad at the gym, go in together and push me out at the last second and tell me to go get some some protein shakes when you guys are done!
November 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
no! you just use me as an introduction to flirt with the other big beefy dads there and then barricade yourselves in the sauna!

i’m staying home!
November 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
what in the Black Mirror?
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
take your ass to the gym.

NOW!!
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
preparing the next 20,342 berries for you.
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM