Necro Realm
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Necro Realm
@blobbycat.bsky.social
· Mar 22
My family is up against dark and overwhelming forces and will not last the night without significant donations of urine
The French government is hiding a cheese that talks
December 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The French government is hiding a cheese that talks
Time is a clubhouse sandwich
October 12, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Time is a clubhouse sandwich
Ozzy biting the head off a Smurf
October 12, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Ozzy biting the head off a Smurf
Microdosing Vicks VapoRub
August 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Microdosing Vicks VapoRub
Harry Connick Jr. fused with his own piano the way Jeff Goldblum was fused with a fly
July 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Harry Connick Jr. fused with his own piano the way Jeff Goldblum was fused with a fly
Jim Henson materializes on the Senate floor with a gleaming, crystal sword
July 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Jim Henson materializes on the Senate floor with a gleaming, crystal sword
The Tarzan, raised by millipedes, who scurries on his belly through the jungle underbrush
June 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The Tarzan, raised by millipedes, who scurries on his belly through the jungle underbrush
Found another dead Smurf in the rat trap
June 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Found another dead Smurf in the rat trap
Drinking IPAs and watching Samurai Cop in bed. Whose coming over
June 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Drinking IPAs and watching Samurai Cop in bed. Whose coming over
My artisanal spa soap, full of shea butter, maggots, and crushed microchips
June 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
My artisanal spa soap, full of shea butter, maggots, and crushed microchips
The last stop on the night bus - Necro Realm
June 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The last stop on the night bus - Necro Realm
Amen
real men writhe on the obsidian shore beneath the twin moons of an unknown planet
June 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Amen
Doctors went to check Kristi Noem’s pulse, but she has no heart
June 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Doctors went to check Kristi Noem’s pulse, but she has no heart
I like the xenomorph heirloom varietals
June 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I like the xenomorph heirloom varietals
Every night, the same hollow knocking from the grain elevator
June 17, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Every night, the same hollow knocking from the grain elevator
In my town there’s a sugar refinery. Who is in the witch’s tower?
June 15, 2025 at 5:40 AM
In my town there’s a sugar refinery. Who is in the witch’s tower?
The robed brewer harvesting the hops that snake from H.P. Lovecraft’s grave, ingredients for a delicious, apocalyptic IPA
June 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The robed brewer harvesting the hops that snake from H.P. Lovecraft’s grave, ingredients for a delicious, apocalyptic IPA
Working my abs so hard they flake like tuna
June 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Working my abs so hard they flake like tuna
Surgically altering my face to better resemble my dog
June 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Surgically altering my face to better resemble my dog
Did the Pumpkinhead sequels introduce other fruit and vegetable monsters?
June 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Did the Pumpkinhead sequels introduce other fruit and vegetable monsters?
In the library dropping the line “What the fuck! Did this book just fucking piss on me?!!!”
June 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
In the library dropping the line “What the fuck! Did this book just fucking piss on me?!!!”