BlondeEmu
@blondeemu.bsky.social
They named dinosaurs after me. Start running.
The Steelers had Pickens and Metcalf dawg
December 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The Steelers had Pickens and Metcalf dawg
The Seahawks have a bad passing offense
November 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The Seahawks have a bad passing offense
Ts how you know you been scrolling for too long
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Ts how you know you been scrolling for too long
Tom Brady is going on a generational run of quackery that makes us dedicated haters joyful
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Tom Brady is going on a generational run of quackery that makes us dedicated haters joyful
This list is absolute garbage
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
This list is absolute garbage
How teams gotta start guarding Davante Adams at the goal line
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
How teams gotta start guarding Davante Adams at the goal line
I genuinely feel the roles have reversed in this meme
October 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I genuinely feel the roles have reversed in this meme
oh nawww they got all caps to advertise fucking CLAUDE!?
September 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
oh nawww they got all caps to advertise fucking CLAUDE!?
Todd in the Shadows is a Giants fan!?
September 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Todd in the Shadows is a Giants fan!?
In hindsight Bears-Raiders was to be a predictable shitshow
September 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
In hindsight Bears-Raiders was to be a predictable shitshow
Eagles STs be cheating or sumn ain't no way
September 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Eagles STs be cheating or sumn ain't no way
Tylosaurus cause autism
September 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Tylosaurus cause autism
No the fuck it is not
September 20, 2025 at 4:23 AM
No the fuck it is not
Me when I hear that Dorzolor of Viciousness just sunk a nearby continent is going to turn me and all my friends into flesh puppets
September 19, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Me when I hear that Dorzolor of Viciousness just sunk a nearby continent is going to turn me and all my friends into flesh puppets
Humanity: does bad and stupid for 200,000 years
MFs be like 'but if we just come together'
MFs be like 'but if we just come together'
September 19, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Humanity: does bad and stupid for 200,000 years
MFs be like 'but if we just come together'
MFs be like 'but if we just come together'
Folks when the Chiefs have boring offense for the 10th year in a row
September 18, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Folks when the Chiefs have boring offense for the 10th year in a row
This the funniest shit I seen all week
September 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
This the funniest shit I seen all week
Gosh. Interesting vibe.
September 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Gosh. Interesting vibe.