BlondeEmu
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BlondeEmu
@blondeemu.bsky.social
· Sep 19
Me when I hear that Dorzolor of Viciousness just sunk a nearby continent is going to turn me and all my friends into flesh puppets
The Steelers had Pickens and Metcalf dawg
December 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The Steelers had Pickens and Metcalf dawg
Folks are not ready for the Pats to get dogged in at least two of their final four games
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Folks are not ready for the Pats to get dogged in at least two of their final four games
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Printing out a “fell for it award” for myself by tuning into the fourth quarter of New York giants football in 2025.
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Printing out a “fell for it award” for myself by tuning into the fourth quarter of New York giants football in 2025.
Short answer, no.
Long answer, maybe yes but probably stupid.
Rugby operates at much lower speeds and has much safer tackling practices and still has a pretty serious concussion problem
Players getting up in the air w/o helmets would be very bad also
Just coach better or penalise harsher, really
Long answer, maybe yes but probably stupid.
Rugby operates at much lower speeds and has much safer tackling practices and still has a pretty serious concussion problem
Players getting up in the air w/o helmets would be very bad also
Just coach better or penalise harsher, really
Football arch-traditionalist Troy Aikman has talked about removing helmets from the game
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Short answer, no.
Long answer, maybe yes but probably stupid.
Rugby operates at much lower speeds and has much safer tackling practices and still has a pretty serious concussion problem
Players getting up in the air w/o helmets would be very bad also
Just coach better or penalise harsher, really
Long answer, maybe yes but probably stupid.
Rugby operates at much lower speeds and has much safer tackling practices and still has a pretty serious concussion problem
Players getting up in the air w/o helmets would be very bad also
Just coach better or penalise harsher, really
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There are children in kindergarten who have never seen a patriots team win the super bowl. We've endured enough.
Gotta feel good for Patriots fans after watching them suffer through five long years without being the best team in the NFL
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
There are children in kindergarten who have never seen a patriots team win the super bowl. We've endured enough.
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57 seasons watching the NFL and I've never seen this before
December 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
57 seasons watching the NFL and I've never seen this before
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Marcus Mariota is a really good QB except when he's really bad
December 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Marcus Mariota is a really good QB except when he's really bad
This is severely lacking some chewing gum
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
This is severely lacking some chewing gum
Steven Adams > LeBron James
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Steven Adams > LeBron James
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Brock Bowers with an insane catch.
November 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Brock Bowers with an insane catch.
There's never really been any question about the quality of apple products, nor most luxury brands for that matter
It's just that the luxury industry is a spectacular scam
The debate is more or less just 'I have the money' vs 'still a waste' - fiscal/social worldview more so than merit
It's just that the luxury industry is a spectacular scam
The debate is more or less just 'I have the money' vs 'still a waste' - fiscal/social worldview more so than merit
I've had the iPhone 17 for just 3 days and I'm starting to understand why people prefer these over Android
December 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
There's never really been any question about the quality of apple products, nor most luxury brands for that matter
It's just that the luxury industry is a spectacular scam
The debate is more or less just 'I have the money' vs 'still a waste' - fiscal/social worldview more so than merit
It's just that the luxury industry is a spectacular scam
The debate is more or less just 'I have the money' vs 'still a waste' - fiscal/social worldview more so than merit
I think this qualifies as NSFW
December 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I think this qualifies as NSFW
Vikings fans when JJ McCarthy throws for 125yds and 2TDs next week
November 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Vikings fans when JJ McCarthy throws for 125yds and 2TDs next week
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Brock Bowers is the best TE that has ever lived
November 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Brock Bowers is the best TE that has ever lived
Same as always
There are 16+ QBs in the league at any given time who can produce like a top-5 guy in the right situation, Darnold is one of them
He's given 0 proof that he consistently be even above average in a competitive spot
He's Tannehill Pro Max
There are 16+ QBs in the league at any given time who can produce like a top-5 guy in the right situation, Darnold is one of them
He's given 0 proof that he consistently be even above average in a competitive spot
He's Tannehill Pro Max
Even after 12 games I still have absolutely no idea what to make of Sam Darnold
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Same as always
There are 16+ QBs in the league at any given time who can produce like a top-5 guy in the right situation, Darnold is one of them
He's given 0 proof that he consistently be even above average in a competitive spot
He's Tannehill Pro Max
There are 16+ QBs in the league at any given time who can produce like a top-5 guy in the right situation, Darnold is one of them
He's given 0 proof that he consistently be even above average in a competitive spot
He's Tannehill Pro Max
Texans with literally any offense whatsoever:
November 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Texans with literally any offense whatsoever:
McConkster was OB but that was a mad throw by JHerbo
November 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
McConkster was OB but that was a mad throw by JHerbo
SludgeCorp does not have an atmospheric monopoly, users are free to move to Venus
Every day I see an infographic that’s like “Oxygen Is Now Owned By SludgeCorp: How To Keep Breathing Without Letting It Drain Your Vital Essence“ and then I have to spend an hour of my precious life figuring out if it’s worth it to stop breathing
November 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
SludgeCorp does not have an atmospheric monopoly, users are free to move to Venus
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Alright well that’s enough Mason Rudolph
November 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Alright well that’s enough Mason Rudolph
Wdym he looks just as good as the best QB OAT
Alright well that’s enough Mason Rudolph
November 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Wdym he looks just as good as the best QB OAT