BlonicYouth
@blonicyouth.bsky.social
Associates degree recipient
what's funny is that basically everything works. so what I tell people is to treat it like a hobby and just find something you enjoy doing and do that.
December 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
what's funny is that basically everything works. so what I tell people is to treat it like a hobby and just find something you enjoy doing and do that.
Gonna see the SLC punk low-alcohol beer effect. Less alcohol per drink = a fatter more broke drunk from drinking more.
December 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Gonna see the SLC punk low-alcohol beer effect. Less alcohol per drink = a fatter more broke drunk from drinking more.
Wow I hope they invent a vaccine
December 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Wow I hope they invent a vaccine
my interpretation is he means like, "having that dog in you" which kinda means being a womanizer?
December 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
my interpretation is he means like, "having that dog in you" which kinda means being a womanizer?
like these people need to imagine: you get in your car to drive somewhere, and it's fine for the first half-mile, then the road becomes gravel, then it just disappears and you have to drive on the sidewalk for a while, then it's back for 400 ft, then you have to drive on the railroad tracks...
December 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
like these people need to imagine: you get in your car to drive somewhere, and it's fine for the first half-mile, then the road becomes gravel, then it just disappears and you have to drive on the sidewalk for a while, then it's back for 400 ft, then you have to drive on the railroad tracks...
also like, you don't see people walking and biking because it's too dangerous. that's why you need the infrastructure! you build it first, then more people use it!
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
also like, you don't see people walking and biking because it's too dangerous. that's why you need the infrastructure! you build it first, then more people use it!
I would appreciate more of this kind of forthrightness tbh
December 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I would appreciate more of this kind of forthrightness tbh
all I can think about is the Happiness in Slavery video where the guy gets his dick bit off by a machine
December 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
all I can think about is the Happiness in Slavery video where the guy gets his dick bit off by a machine
does he mean like a monastery guy or like Tony Shalhoub?
December 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
does he mean like a monastery guy or like Tony Shalhoub?
there used to be a rebel spirit in tech. building new worlds and going to raves. hacking telephones from your van in the desert. burning your whole life down so you can give everything away for free. NASA engineers who did mushrooms once and it changed everything. This is all that's left.
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
there used to be a rebel spirit in tech. building new worlds and going to raves. hacking telephones from your van in the desert. burning your whole life down so you can give everything away for free. NASA engineers who did mushrooms once and it changed everything. This is all that's left.
oh you're going to laugh at me? now replace "me" with "women." Not so funny now...
December 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
oh you're going to laugh at me? now replace "me" with "women." Not so funny now...
they could do it like UK football. every town with more than 100 people can have a little club and there are different leagues they can move up and down through
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
they could do it like UK football. every town with more than 100 people can have a little club and there are different leagues they can move up and down through
this is the drunkest NYT recipe
December 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
this is the drunkest NYT recipe
I notice because you repost it here
December 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I notice because you repost it here
"I can't IMAGINE running our company without the protection of Moloch the Destroyer. Our blood greases the gears of his terrible machinery!"
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
"I can't IMAGINE running our company without the protection of Moloch the Destroyer. Our blood greases the gears of his terrible machinery!"
FALLON: can I use it to destroy and replace every human experience? love? sex? art? children? battle? sorrow? warmth? can I achieve complete spiritual annihilation?
ALTMAN:the soul is a series of ones and zeros. numbers on a ledger. a probabilistic structure of perfect order. Timber for our bonfire.
ALTMAN:the soul is a series of ones and zeros. numbers on a ledger. a probabilistic structure of perfect order. Timber for our bonfire.
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
FALLON: can I use it to destroy and replace every human experience? love? sex? art? children? battle? sorrow? warmth? can I achieve complete spiritual annihilation?
ALTMAN:the soul is a series of ones and zeros. numbers on a ledger. a probabilistic structure of perfect order. Timber for our bonfire.
ALTMAN:the soul is a series of ones and zeros. numbers on a ledger. a probabilistic structure of perfect order. Timber for our bonfire.
yeah, so you can see why this is better than schools and hospitals
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
yeah, so you can see why this is better than schools and hospitals
Fun fact: Ford absolutely did not learn their lesson from this and reproduced the same problem in the Crown Victoria, formerly ubiquitous as the American police car/cab. They say Crown Vic explosions killed a lot more people than pintos in fact.
December 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Fun fact: Ford absolutely did not learn their lesson from this and reproduced the same problem in the Crown Victoria, formerly ubiquitous as the American police car/cab. They say Crown Vic explosions killed a lot more people than pintos in fact.
Maybe he could try it upside down at a gas station?
December 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Maybe he could try it upside down at a gas station?
maybe we could setup an upside down version of this at a gas station
December 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
maybe we could setup an upside down version of this at a gas station