More foods should be alphabet shaped. Soup and chicken nuggets are only the beginning

gonna start saying “is the pope from Chicago?” when someone asks me an obvious question

The whole internet loves Chicago Pope, a Chicagoan who’s been elected Pope! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the Pope is Catholic

I actively avoid dating, which frees up a lot of time to watch every movie ever made and get real life crushes on actors who are dead. lol