Late capitalism is endlessly refreshing a broken website because the infrastructure you rely on to work is crumbing but you have to keep your numbers up so you don't lose your job in the inevitable next round of lay-offs.

I hate having respiratory issues because breathing is so non-optional that I can't ignore my problems like I usually do.

My job is literally just explaining to people with enormous resources and fancy educations that they didn't read the instructions.

So much of my job is determined by federal regulations and funding. Seeing the tiny little ways that the administration's influence seeps into things is so heartbreaking. One small example, I want this study to offer options besides male and female on a survey but it is DoD funded.

Personally, I know if Kim Deal said this to me my ego would collapse and there'd be someone else walking around in these size 12's.

But @bloodcomet.bsky.social *instantly* responded 'Keanu', and I'm fairly certain that's a winner.

What do neutrinos order at an italian restaurant?
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Antipasta

Can someone tell me what POV on a video even means anymore?

No longer saying that technology is always advancing. I will now say it's always developing or always changing. Cause that don't mean it's getting better.

The PornHub end of year stats are here and I cannot get over the difference between Gen Z vs Boomer trending search terms.

I have only ever turned on the sound for an animal video bc I want to hear the cute animal sounds. Stop. Adding. Music.

if you have the money to spare on a good cause then I recommend a donation to @translifeline.bsky.social. they do great work, very well, in a time it's maybe more needed than ever. they are my go-to charity. $25 bucks can save a life. the link is right here translifeline.org/donate/

I made a sex room in animal crossing and it slaps

@hanksingle.bsky.social boop

I'm sure I'll think of something clever soon