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oh great neptune
they/them
may or may not post random neco arc pictures i have saved
they/them
may or may not post random neco arc pictures i have saved
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i'm writing a screenplay called Heart Of A Champion about a guy who has a cold and has to sneeze and blow his nose all the time, but still gets a lot of work done on the computer. not sure yet but i think it'll probably wind up being a christian movie
December 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
i'm writing a screenplay called Heart Of A Champion about a guy who has a cold and has to sneeze and blow his nose all the time, but still gets a lot of work done on the computer. not sure yet but i think it'll probably wind up being a christian movie
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i'm way better than all of the dogs in the dog show. i can ride a bike, i can cook meals, and i'm very familiar with computers. i can do all kinds of things that they will never be able to do
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
i'm way better than all of the dogs in the dog show. i can ride a bike, i can cook meals, and i'm very familiar with computers. i can do all kinds of things that they will never be able to do
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ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
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voted for zohran again
November 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
voted for zohran again
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they’re calling the hogs in happy valley as dabo swinney and his boys have put the big ten on notice down in the swamp
November 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
they’re calling the hogs in happy valley as dabo swinney and his boys have put the big ten on notice down in the swamp
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i haven't seen a capital one commercial in a while. maybe they could sneak one in between pitches here
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i haven't seen a capital one commercial in a while. maybe they could sneak one in between pitches here
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i would love to play center field when a no-doubt 430-foot home run is hit and run into the outfield wall at a dead sprint. as the camera cinematically pans up to follow the ball you briefly see me in the corner of the screen absolutely eating shit
November 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
i would love to play center field when a no-doubt 430-foot home run is hit and run into the outfield wall at a dead sprint. as the camera cinematically pans up to follow the ball you briefly see me in the corner of the screen absolutely eating shit
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if the blue jays win the world series, they will need to ensure that every member of their roster is at least 21 years old before celebrating with champagne. this is because the legal drinking age in canada is 21, with the exception of quebec, where the legal drinking age is also 21
October 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
if the blue jays win the world series, they will need to ensure that every member of their roster is at least 21 years old before celebrating with champagne. this is because the legal drinking age in canada is 21, with the exception of quebec, where the legal drinking age is also 21
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throw the ball, hit the ball, catch the ball. that's the name of the game right there
October 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
throw the ball, hit the ball, catch the ball. that's the name of the game right there
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i've never been inconvenienced before and i hope i never will be. it sounds terrible
October 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
i've never been inconvenienced before and i hope i never will be. it sounds terrible
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i know that the months leading up to the lexus december to remember sales event are an exciting time for many of you. it used to be for me, but most dealerships won't let me attend services because i named my kid toyotathon. they won't even let me wield the sceptre. i just thought it was a cool name
October 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
i know that the months leading up to the lexus december to remember sales event are an exciting time for many of you. it used to be for me, but most dealerships won't let me attend services because i named my kid toyotathon. they won't even let me wield the sceptre. i just thought it was a cool name
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i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
September 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
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40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody
September 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody
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that’s nfl players for you. week after week, making it all happen. they can really put on a show
September 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
that’s nfl players for you. week after week, making it all happen. they can really put on a show
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i’m a believer in ineffective altruism. i think that everyone in america should be issued a vga to s-video cable adapter and a bale of hay
September 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
i’m a believer in ineffective altruism. i think that everyone in america should be issued a vga to s-video cable adapter and a bale of hay
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i hope the chiefs go 7-10, back into the playoffs on whatever the 11th tiebreaker is, and win the super bowl because of a play called Billy Billbob Bobby 456 Seam Pot Pie Kablooie that we all have to spend the next five years talking about
September 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
i hope the chiefs go 7-10, back into the playoffs on whatever the 11th tiebreaker is, and win the super bowl because of a play called Billy Billbob Bobby 456 Seam Pot Pie Kablooie that we all have to spend the next five years talking about
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jj mccarthy isn't a good quarterback
September 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
jj mccarthy isn't a good quarterback
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41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody
September 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody
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civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
August 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
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1000 likes = 1 picture of a box of raisins i'll find online somewhere
July 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
1000 likes = 1 picture of a box of raisins i'll find online somewhere
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me at a restaurant: “gimme the good stuff … piled high with ALL the fixin’s!”
July 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
me at a restaurant: “gimme the good stuff … piled high with ALL the fixin’s!”
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They don't call this the death speen for nothing
May 29, 2025 at 8:26 AM
They don't call this the death speen for nothing