If you think about it, the most egregious “trustafarian” of all time was a Jewish rebel from Judaea, born to a throuple, who got crucified and went back to live with his rich bio-dad.

“If I wanted to destroy a nation, I would give it too much and I would have it on its knees, miserable, greedy and sick.”

~Steinbeck

And that’s what happened.

“Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.”

- Thomas Paine

“Independence Day” is a better Star Wars movie than any of the prequels. I will brook no dispute in this matter.

Serving absolute cunt. A true trans icon.

This paragraph from The Idiot feels very poignant right now.
#booksky

Why do most things I like increase the odds of shitting myself?

Don’t talk shit about Bag Balm

“I’m a Lvl 99 Recovering Alcoholic. I only use ethanol-free gas in my car.”

The movie “Three Amigos” is essentially about how three bards managed to bumble their way to victory over a horde of martials with great CHA-based skill checks.

Seeking scholarly ecumenical opinions: If the sacramental wine is received by butt-chugging, is it still effective?

Asking for a friend. Time-sensitive.

“The Christmas Shoes,” abridged version:

Jesus: “…….yeah, fuck this kid, I hate him.”

The End