Wererats do be fuckin tho

I had no idea the United States Postal Service had existed for over a thousand years! Wow!

And for them to see the future as well! Truly incredible.

High fantasy, to me, involves a lot more clothing.

I never ask for HP. I either track it myself, or just make decisions with limited information, as the monster would if it were real.

It’s a little immersion-breaking to look to meta-info while running an encounter, at least for my particular way/style.

I do ask if my players are down tho.

It was looking for the bad thoughts

“And Jesus spake, and verily HE said unto the gathered multitude ‘hath no man $40? Doth no man see that MY wiener reposeth, and that these hoes ain’t loyal?”

“Having so addressed the many gathered there, Jesus went to his mother’s house, and there talked shit all night like a dick.”

- Chungus 4:20

Never comply in advance. Protest and rebel against anything that justifies those acts, or accept that your silence is complicity.

mood

*BBEG appears, wreathed in mist and magical aura*

*”Hell’s Bells” by AC/DC plays as BBEG walks into battle area, while color commentary announcer expresses utter shock at this predictable development*

KLATTU BARADA …….Nmhhhmnfffg

Do we call booster packs being somewhat randomized “gacha” now? I’m old, Frodo.

Frog and Toad are gay, and that’s beautiful.

The essence of modern conservatism is the denial of truth, and the assertion of lies. If you can’t tell truth from lies, you can’t see the naked, evil cruelty that is the entire point.

The boundless creativity and cleverness of the enlisted soldier/sailor/airman/marine, faced with some real bullshit, expressing their displeasure. A subtler art than those without eyes to see may ever know.

Metal Gear Solid did this so well, back in the previous millennium. Psycho Mantis made us all crap our pants talking about other games we’d played.

Nah, that shit’s awesome.