I hate being mentally ill. I’m doing the annoying stuff I’m supposed to do. When does the happy kick in?

thought of the dayyy🤔

AMERICAN HORROR STORY IS BACK YA'LL

AI company: we trained this dog to talk. It doesn’t actually understand language, but it kinda sounds like it’s having a conversation by mimicking the sound of human speech.

CEO: awesome, I’ve fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders

Spectrum customer service is the worst. I just want to know WHY my internet is out. I know you don't have an "ETR" just tell me why it's out. Why is it ever out?! Just give me a reason! And if you don't know? SAY THAT.

I think one of my favorite lines from Law and Order SVU is "you're shakin me down on Super Bowl Sunday?!"

An all male rendition of Cats the musical where they're all horny and just piss on each other. I've never seen it so that could possibly be the plot idk

I’m doing my part

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