Guy's trying to get that hit "Osama shoulda hooped" tweet. But like Osama, Barron's probably just jackin it in a cave

The dream

Since the surgery all I have hanging are seedless fruits

Machine might make it cheaper. It would cost a lot to make the machine to maybe make it cheaper.

Why would we make it cheaper? To sell it for less money?

Posting vids should be a privilege, gotta be on the app for a year with regular posts before you're allowed to do it.

Hoping for a time when phat juicy asses are used for good, not evil

Love my 5'10" son, but I'm suing for $1 mil because you promised 6'2" or higher

einvelahp

He stopped the war between poopoo and peepee in his diaper (they both won)

He seemed like he was on firmer ground with the 70s stuff in Cinema Speculation; even if I didn't agree I could understand his logic in liking and disliking things.

Small cars are great, but the big 3 decided that even midsized sedans didn't make enough profit for them to keep building; and that was before tariffs

I love Dune 1984. Dune 1984 Chicks at the same time!

Migration route for Quebec physicians

High-Threeing my bros as we die

Trump didn't align with his "I'm from a Democratic Dynasty" position, but was fully onboard his "I'm gonna kill children who are genetically inferior" platform.

Eric Clapton:
It's not brown
it's not brown
it's not brown,
My cocaine

An upsetting movie, in that the character of Turing is really the opposite of the real guy. A Hollywood (-ish) interpretation of a (gay) genius, who must be off-putting and semi-autistic. Whereas the real guy was friendly and beloved, at least for a time. Making his fate more horrifying

A lot of people are now like, Oh, Dave.. Sorry I should've known that wasn't your real face.