Dork Abundance
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Dork Abundance
@blottopreminger.bsky.social
My pockets are full of oil
Guy's trying to get that hit "Osama shoulda hooped" tweet. But like Osama, Barron's probably just jackin it in a cave
December 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The dream
December 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Since the surgery all I have hanging are seedless fruits
December 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Machine might make it cheaper. It would cost a lot to make the machine to maybe make it cheaper.

Why would we make it cheaper? To sell it for less money?
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Posting vids should be a privilege, gotta be on the app for a year with regular posts before you're allowed to do it.
December 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Hoping for a time when phat juicy asses are used for good, not evil
December 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Love my 5'10" son, but I'm suing for $1 mil because you promised 6'2" or higher
December 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
einvelahp
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
He stopped the war between poopoo and peepee in his diaper (they both won)
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
He seemed like he was on firmer ground with the 70s stuff in Cinema Speculation; even if I didn't agree I could understand his logic in liking and disliking things.
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Small cars are great, but the big 3 decided that even midsized sedans didn't make enough profit for them to keep building; and that was before tariffs
December 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I love Dune 1984. Dune 1984 Chicks at the same time!
December 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Migration route for Quebec physicians
December 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
High-Threeing my bros as we die
December 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Trump didn't align with his "I'm from a Democratic Dynasty" position, but was fully onboard his "I'm gonna kill children who are genetically inferior" platform.
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Eric Clapton:
It's not brown
it's not brown
it's not brown,
My cocaine
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
An upsetting movie, in that the character of Turing is really the opposite of the real guy. A Hollywood (-ish) interpretation of a (gay) genius, who must be off-putting and semi-autistic. Whereas the real guy was friendly and beloved, at least for a time. Making his fate more horrifying
December 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
A lot of people are now like, Oh, Dave.. Sorry I should've known that wasn't your real face.
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM