Dork Abundance
@blottopreminger.bsky.social
My pockets are full of oil
Anxious over using my cheap goods that I bought before the great Worldwide Trumpflation
December 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Anxious over using my cheap goods that I bought before the great Worldwide Trumpflation
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"Beloved franchises like Casablanca" Aw, yeah, we're finally getting Casablanca: Fingal's Revenge!
December 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"Beloved franchises like Casablanca" Aw, yeah, we're finally getting Casablanca: Fingal's Revenge!
This shit is a 4D Goatse. Globe made of dingleberries
December 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
This shit is a 4D Goatse. Globe made of dingleberries
President Halle Berry (I am edging/on the cutting edge here)
"...Newsom has vetoed our menopause bill, not one but two years in a row. But that's OK, because he's not going to be governor forever. And with the way he's overlooked women, half the population, by devaluing us in midlife, he probably should not be our next president either."
youtu.be/603NmGNkfqY
youtu.be/603NmGNkfqY
December 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
President Halle Berry (I am edging/on the cutting edge here)
Me: US Jews don't have to feel anything for Israel (except shame at the US supporting that genocidal state). That's like thinking Italian-Americans have to support the government of Italy.
GOP Voters: Mamma Mia! Don't leave your spoons out if the Latins come over
GOP Voters: Mamma Mia! Don't leave your spoons out if the Latins come over
losing my mind at the 25% of GOP voters who think most Italian Americans are "more loyal to a foreign country than to the United States."
December 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Me: US Jews don't have to feel anything for Israel (except shame at the US supporting that genocidal state). That's like thinking Italian-Americans have to support the government of Italy.
GOP Voters: Mamma Mia! Don't leave your spoons out if the Latins come over
GOP Voters: Mamma Mia! Don't leave your spoons out if the Latins come over
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They're not Slipknot
MEGADETH Announces 'Megadeth: Behind The Mask' Global Cinematic Event
MEGADETH Announces 'Megadeth: Behind The Mask' Global Cinematic Event
Legendary metal titans MEGADETH have teamed with Trafalgar Releasing for "Megadeth: Behind The Mask", a cinematic legacy event that will debut on screens worldwide Thursday, January 22 — on the eve of...
blabbermouth.net
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
They're not Slipknot
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Love the confidence of being like call me Boobie Feaster
December 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Love the confidence of being like call me Boobie Feaster
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Not getting away with calling Afrikaners white. They're literally from Afrikan! 😵💫
it should probably be a bigger story that the richest man on earth and leading Republican is a fucking Nazi
media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.
media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.
December 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Not getting away with calling Afrikaners white. They're literally from Afrikan! 😵💫
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Just the Trump administration getting things done, unconstrained by bureaucratic niceties - progressives could learn from this
Rollins: Joe Biden increased food stamp program funding by 40%. Now… we continue to roll that back… Just gratitude and joy for this work. So, so grateful to you.
December 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Just the Trump administration getting things done, unconstrained by bureaucratic niceties - progressives could learn from this
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im so old i remember george w bush opposing stem cell research, even vetoing bipartisan legislation funding it. because he was a sick and depraved monster.
December 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
im so old i remember george w bush opposing stem cell research, even vetoing bipartisan legislation funding it. because he was a sick and depraved monster.
WeRateDogs? What hubris. Shaved Apes think they get to judge 🙄
December 3, 2025 at 12:23 PM
WeRateDogs? What hubris. Shaved Apes think they get to judge 🙄
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Starbucks settles with NYC over violations of the city's fair scheduling law. Presumably the deal wasn't going to get better for Sbux under the administration of Zohran Mamdani, who has joined striking Starbucks union members on their picket lines www.nytimes.com/2025/12/01/n...
Starbucks to Pay $39 Million in Landmark N.Y.C. Labor Law Settlement
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Starbucks settles with NYC over violations of the city's fair scheduling law. Presumably the deal wasn't going to get better for Sbux under the administration of Zohran Mamdani, who has joined striking Starbucks union members on their picket lines www.nytimes.com/2025/12/01/n...
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"the essay sucks ass" is no doubt true, couldn't be bothered to read it, but consider that the essay may have been written to receive an F in order to instigate a campaign against the trans TA. in any case it's not a great dunk because this isn't about the essay, it's about purging trans ppl
December 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"the essay sucks ass" is no doubt true, couldn't be bothered to read it, but consider that the essay may have been written to receive an F in order to instigate a campaign against the trans TA. in any case it's not a great dunk because this isn't about the essay, it's about purging trans ppl
How much extra food am I allowed for walking out in the cold? Like 1 cookie for each F degree below 32? 3 cookies/C degree below 0?
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
How much extra food am I allowed for walking out in the cold? Like 1 cookie for each F degree below 32? 3 cookies/C degree below 0?
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I’m a moron for not knowing it was this lucrative. Explains everything about why lefties bash Bluesky on Twitter. He’s paying them to do it. I’ll shut up about trying to understand these folks. They work for Elon. Got it.
December 1, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I’m a moron for not knowing it was this lucrative. Explains everything about why lefties bash Bluesky on Twitter. He’s paying them to do it. I’ll shut up about trying to understand these folks. They work for Elon. Got it.
The Fairly DrunkParents
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The Fairly DrunkParents
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Booty had me like
Gonna start an Insta called “The White Mannequins of Africa”
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Booty had me like
Sunday: Just watching youtube instructional videos on car repair, carefully following instructions and getting very happy with the results; and then clicking the "dislike" button as well as reporting each video as a scam 👍
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Sunday: Just watching youtube instructional videos on car repair, carefully following instructions and getting very happy with the results; and then clicking the "dislike" button as well as reporting each video as a scam 👍
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what do you even do about journalists like this. biggest megaphone on the planet at the times and choosing to promote lies. it doesn't do shit if we all block her, and we can only cancel subs so many times.
i guess you hope for a sense of shame that you know isn't there
i guess you hope for a sense of shame that you know isn't there
NEW: The F.D.A. announced in an internal memo that 10 children died "because of" the Covid shot. Other experts want to see proof.
“This is a profound revelation,” Dr. Prasad's memo said. “For the first time, the U.S. F.D.A. will acknowledge that Covid-19 vaccines have killed American children.”
“This is a profound revelation,” Dr. Prasad's memo said. “For the first time, the U.S. F.D.A. will acknowledge that Covid-19 vaccines have killed American children.”
F.D.A. Attributes 10 Children’s Deaths to Covid Vaccines
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
what do you even do about journalists like this. biggest megaphone on the planet at the times and choosing to promote lies. it doesn't do shit if we all block her, and we can only cancel subs so many times.
i guess you hope for a sense of shame that you know isn't there
i guess you hope for a sense of shame that you know isn't there
@edwardodell.bsky.social What would you add next to make a tasty treat out of this wanker?
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
@edwardodell.bsky.social What would you add next to make a tasty treat out of this wanker?
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And if you want techno-feudalism it would help greatly to have a population that are dependent and lack the ability to think critically. AI is a tool to facilitate the end-to-end wipeout of critical thinking.
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
And if you want techno-feudalism it would help greatly to have a population that are dependent and lack the ability to think critically. AI is a tool to facilitate the end-to-end wipeout of critical thinking.