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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 5h

I’m hearing this

Buncha people on my timeline quoting John Schneider saying “start spreading the news bitches!”

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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 5h

the Jays beating the Yankees is an important reminder that as dark as things may seem, bad things can still happen to bad people

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trick van treat @derek.bike · 5h

illustration of a man looking into a window with his hands on the glass and saying “yes… ha ha ha… YES!”. his shirt says “sickos” on it. his head has been replaced by a toronto blue jays baseball mascot’s head

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 5h

i *genuinely* thought the bullpen didn’t have it in them. like i was the ye of little faith 100%. this is the team of destiny

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 3d

white text saying “THE YANKEES, THEY’RE NOT A GOOD TEAM” - Blue Jays’ announcer Buck Martinez, with a photo of Buck waving to the crowd

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 5h

quote “i owe you an apology. i wasn’t really familiar with your game.”

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 5h

OHHHH MYYY GODDDDDDD

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 5h

very agnostic but found myself praying to the etsy witches at curling last night and it worked so if it works again now maybe i AM a little theistic

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 5h

oh i totally agree it is a suboptimal time to use him but if jeff hoffman has a sliver of trouble he is SO much more reliable!!!!!!!!

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 5h

if trey doesn’t pitch the 9th i don’t think i can ever watch baseball again

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 5h

my soul left my whole entire body

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 6h

can trey even just take his sweater off can he PLEASE just be TOSSING A BALL AROUND

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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · Aug 28

Jeff Hoffman

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 6h

everyone is allowed to be a little wrong sometimes (i pray it’ll be me)

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 6h

can i get a show of hands who thought brendon little pitching right here was a good idea

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 6h

LETS
GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOO
OOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOO

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 6h

FINALLY A BOUNCE. CAPITALIZE YOU ABSOLUTE FOOLS

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 7h

thrice tonight i’ve thought “is this what cardiac arrest ACTUALLY feels like?” 🙂‍↕️

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 7h

i’m thinking about trying out vomiting

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 7h

i’ve never felt more like the meme of the dog with the pinwheel hat and lollipop trying to make sense of these managerial decisions (i don’t pretend to know what to do!) but if yesavage pitches before the 8th/9th without a lead i am going to go sicko mode

emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 7h

game’s MUCH closer than i thought it would be, which sucks, because close = hope and hope = pain and suffering

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 9h

bullpen day? against cam schlittler??? in yankee stadium?? i am actively dissociating for the next 3 hours. i know not of that which i speak 🙂‍↔️

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 10h

me looking around at the cute house i share with the cute boy i met on social media seven years ago: 👁️👄👁️

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 1d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 19h

blue jays pooping in their pants completely overshadowing the fact that we’re going pro in curling (we’re 2-0 w a differential of +13 in a new league) (stay tuned for next week when i might forget i’ve ever played the sport)

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 1d

my brain is physically incapable of computing running through all our relievers the day before a bullpen day. i feel like a baby who has no sense of object permanence. tomorrow’s game is just not existing in my mind

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