Jake Goldsbie
@jakegoldsbie.bsky.social
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Actor, novelist, barbecue sauce spokesman
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vlad guerrero jr is the product of a 30+ year project to concentrate an entire planet's psychic resentment against the yankees into the form of a single human
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Excited to find out how many different ways Buck pronounces Schlittler tonight
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Really hope I don't have to go to the Jays game on Friday. Here we go.
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I know Jack's a Nazi. You know Jack's a Nazi. But people who aren't online don't know that Jack's a Nazi. Starting to think that could change pretttttttttttty quick.
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From Donald Trump's Roundtable on Antifa just now —
"Antifa has been around in various iterations for almost 100 years in some instances, going back to the Weimar Republic in Germany."
— special guest Jack Posobiec
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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
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The annoying part of being friends with a bunch of Yankees fans is I have to see all the reposts of cool shit about the Judge home run
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Really hope I'm not thinking about that Barger error for the next six months.
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Santander's route to the ball on that one was actually a form of modern dance
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Brendan Little is going to face Judge and I am simply going to have to walk into a lake
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razzball.bsky.social
Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥

Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey
Described in skeet Described in skeet
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How do you hit a ball that hard and far with your hands in that position on that pitch? What an absolute freak.
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This was a lot more fun 20 minutes ago
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emilydawn.bsky.social
Hey guys I found the man in white
Carlos Rodon in a white Yankees uniform
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With Rodon out, we can take out IKF. Just keeps getting better.
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If you can play infield in against Anthony Santander, you just gotta do it
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Vlad got so much air on that slide Superman by Goldfinger started playing
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IKF double play upcoming -1250 brought to you by FanDuel
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At least he's also hitting .000