bltcatwich (they/he/she/any)
@bltcatwich.bsky.social
polaroid of affection
every thought about you is a sigh
of relief and longing rolled into one
the molecules of air mixing
stirred until it’s a bittersweet liquor
i drink it down and try to capture the taste
every thought about you is a sigh
of relief and longing rolled into one
the molecules of air mixing
stirred until it’s a bittersweet liquor
i drink it down and try to capture the taste
December 18, 2024 at 10:32 AM
polaroid of affection
every thought about you is a sigh
of relief and longing rolled into one
the molecules of air mixing
stirred until it’s a bittersweet liquor
i drink it down and try to capture the taste
every thought about you is a sigh
of relief and longing rolled into one
the molecules of air mixing
stirred until it’s a bittersweet liquor
i drink it down and try to capture the taste
my life has been a living hell the past few months, but i’m the happiest i’ve ever been now! sex is cool too
December 15, 2024 at 12:14 AM
my life has been a living hell the past few months, but i’m the happiest i’ve ever been now! sex is cool too
Reposted by bltcatwich (they/he/she/any)
“gosh i don’t know what equipment i need for making a pie”
patrick stump:
patrick stump:
November 28, 2024 at 11:31 PM
“gosh i don’t know what equipment i need for making a pie”
patrick stump:
patrick stump:
GODDAMNIT I DON’T WANT YOU TO “autoplay similar songs” I WANT YOU TO PLAY ONLY THE SONGS I HAVE METICULOUSLY SELECTED TO CURATE THE PERFECT VIBE. I WILL SIT IN SILENCE AFTER THE LAST NOTE IS PLAYED LIKE THE DEATH KNELL OF A COFFIN BEING LOWERED
November 26, 2024 at 9:16 AM
GODDAMNIT I DON’T WANT YOU TO “autoplay similar songs” I WANT YOU TO PLAY ONLY THE SONGS I HAVE METICULOUSLY SELECTED TO CURATE THE PERFECT VIBE. I WILL SIT IN SILENCE AFTER THE LAST NOTE IS PLAYED LIKE THE DEATH KNELL OF A COFFIN BEING LOWERED
shadowboxing:
one, two
one-two, one-two-three
twist and drop the hip, bend at the knee
jab and cross and duck and slip
counterhit, feint
one, two
one-two, one-two-three
twist and drop the hip, bend at the knee
jab and cross and duck and slip
counterhit, feint
November 18, 2024 at 6:00 AM
shadowboxing:
one, two
one-two, one-two-three
twist and drop the hip, bend at the knee
jab and cross and duck and slip
counterhit, feint
one, two
one-two, one-two-three
twist and drop the hip, bend at the knee
jab and cross and duck and slip
counterhit, feint
finally cut you off
like dead weight
a long time coming
stopped counting the days
now i can be free
now we can be free
like dead weight
a long time coming
stopped counting the days
now i can be free
now we can be free
November 16, 2024 at 4:23 AM
finally cut you off
like dead weight
a long time coming
stopped counting the days
now i can be free
now we can be free
like dead weight
a long time coming
stopped counting the days
now i can be free
now we can be free
haven’t posted in a while, gonna start using this account for poetry
November 16, 2024 at 4:22 AM
haven’t posted in a while, gonna start using this account for poetry
Reposted by bltcatwich (they/he/she/any)
had to get this out of my head, hope it helps someone! (1/3)
March 1, 2024 at 11:59 PM
had to get this out of my head, hope it helps someone! (1/3)
wait… would bluesky be able to go by the name twitter now that “X” isn’t using it?
January 21, 2024 at 10:26 AM
wait… would bluesky be able to go by the name twitter now that “X” isn’t using it?
Reposted by bltcatwich (they/he/she/any)
“It fills me with great pleasure to sign this legislation recognizing the profound influence of the human penis on the Sunshine State.” — Gov. Ron DeSantis
Florida Names Penis As Official State Genital
TALLAHASSEE, FL—With its legislature passing a resolution that cited the rich and significant history of the reproductive organ, Florida named the penis its official state genital on Wednesday. “I...
www.theonion.com
January 17, 2024 at 1:44 PM
“It fills me with great pleasure to sign this legislation recognizing the profound influence of the human penis on the Sunshine State.” — Gov. Ron DeSantis
whipped cream cat
July 17, 2023 at 2:08 AM
whipped cream cat
what does yeag mean?
May 11, 2023 at 7:24 PM
what does yeag mean?
if communism was a kpop group, che guevara would be my bias
May 8, 2023 at 8:45 PM
if communism was a kpop group, che guevara would be my bias
Reposted by bltcatwich (they/he/she/any)
We do! You can now call your hospital and ask for an **itemized** medical bill. Many people report seeing their bills drop after doing this.
About half of all medical bills are estimated to have errors, and those errors often make things more expensive for patients - not less.
About half of all medical bills are estimated to have errors, and those errors often make things more expensive for patients - not less.
May 6, 2023 at 9:29 PM
We do! You can now call your hospital and ask for an **itemized** medical bill. Many people report seeing their bills drop after doing this.
About half of all medical bills are estimated to have errors, and those errors often make things more expensive for patients - not less.
About half of all medical bills are estimated to have errors, and those errors often make things more expensive for patients - not less.
don’t disrespect the fit
i went to clown school for this shit
i went to clown school for this shit
May 5, 2023 at 4:18 AM
don’t disrespect the fit
i went to clown school for this shit
i went to clown school for this shit
Reposted by bltcatwich (they/he/she/any)
if you invite someone transphobic to blue sky im gonna put you in one of those machines that spins you around really fast!!!
May 4, 2023 at 4:30 AM
if you invite someone transphobic to blue sky im gonna put you in one of those machines that spins you around really fast!!!
ok so i had this funny idea for a picture where i had a vape cloud covering the camera because this app is full of gay stoners, but i fucked it up and now i’m really high uh ohhhhhhh 😓😓😓😓
May 3, 2023 at 7:34 AM
ok so i had this funny idea for a picture where i had a vape cloud covering the camera because this app is full of gay stoners, but i fucked it up and now i’m really high uh ohhhhhhh 😓😓😓😓
maybe i need a haircut
May 3, 2023 at 7:10 AM
maybe i need a haircut
Reposted by bltcatwich (they/he/she/any)
rt if you a nasty little rat boy
May 2, 2023 at 8:51 PM
rt if you a nasty little rat boy
i want free engagement, posting cat now
April 30, 2023 at 9:09 AM
i want free engagement, posting cat now
venting thread(rope): share bad people and wish bad things upon them
April 30, 2023 at 8:51 AM
venting thread(rope): share bad people and wish bad things upon them