Michelle
@blue-dixie.bsky.social
The Dildo of Consequences rarely comes lubed.
Evertonian who can't stand football.
No justice, no peace. 📎
Always to the left.
Evertonian who can't stand football.
No justice, no peace. 📎
Always to the left.
Not your run-of-the-mill Pandora 💙
December 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Not your run-of-the-mill Pandora 💙
Celebrations for breakfast.
Dry roasted peanuts for dinner.
Festive pâté for tea.
Sorted.
Dry roasted peanuts for dinner.
Festive pâté for tea.
Sorted.
December 27, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Celebrations for breakfast.
Dry roasted peanuts for dinner.
Festive pâté for tea.
Sorted.
Dry roasted peanuts for dinner.
Festive pâté for tea.
Sorted.
Cheers! Lovely day, but I'm overdue half a pint of Baileys. Hope you've all had a day full of love and joy x
December 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Cheers! Lovely day, but I'm overdue half a pint of Baileys. Hope you've all had a day full of love and joy x
Don't mind me, I'm just eating a giant Babybel like a savage.
December 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Don't mind me, I'm just eating a giant Babybel like a savage.
Times like these, I miss my grandad. Christmas meant tag teaming the capitalist bastards, then he'd get pissed and sing The Red Flag. ✊🏻
December 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Times like these, I miss my grandad. Christmas meant tag teaming the capitalist bastards, then he'd get pissed and sing The Red Flag. ✊🏻
I am the only person in work today. Suggestions welcome as to what mischief I can get up to.
December 23, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I am the only person in work today. Suggestions welcome as to what mischief I can get up to.
6 year old niece: Aunty Shell, can I do your make up?
Me:
Me:
December 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
6 year old niece: Aunty Shell, can I do your make up?
Me:
Me:
Merry Christmas everyone! 🎅🏻🎄
December 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Merry Christmas everyone! 🎅🏻🎄
Crying like a knobhead at Strictly 😭
December 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Crying like a knobhead at Strictly 😭
Zack Polanski is absolutely savage in a very media savvy way. Socially acceptable verbal beatings all over the shop. I approve.
December 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Zack Polanski is absolutely savage in a very media savvy way. Socially acceptable verbal beatings all over the shop. I approve.
Staff team night out: a story in four pictures.
December 20, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Staff team night out: a story in four pictures.
Jeanette Manrara just used the word 'juggernugget' and honestly, that's what I'll be using from now on. #ItTakesTwo #Strictly
December 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Jeanette Manrara just used the word 'juggernugget' and honestly, that's what I'll be using from now on. #ItTakesTwo #Strictly
I know social media is awash with hate speech, racism, misogyny etc. but no one talks about the issue of randy pensioners. Just bugger off.
December 18, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I know social media is awash with hate speech, racism, misogyny etc. but no one talks about the issue of randy pensioners. Just bugger off.
I think we can all sympathise with Peter 💦
December 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I think we can all sympathise with Peter 💦
I'm reviewing a report where the writer has used an ellipsis in place of all full stops. I want to scoop out my eyeballs with a teaspoon.
December 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I'm reviewing a report where the writer has used an ellipsis in place of all full stops. I want to scoop out my eyeballs with a teaspoon.
Tickles me every year. It *is* a Christmas film.
December 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Tickles me every year. It *is* a Christmas film.
About to watch Rocky single-handedly end The Cold War. What a shame Stallone has ended up hanging out of Trump's arse.
December 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
About to watch Rocky single-handedly end The Cold War. What a shame Stallone has ended up hanging out of Trump's arse.
Got told off for playing with the wool in Dobbies so I ended up buying it. I can't knit.
Merry Christmas, Mum.
Merry Christmas, Mum.
December 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Got told off for playing with the wool in Dobbies so I ended up buying it. I can't knit.
Merry Christmas, Mum.
Merry Christmas, Mum.
I took my niece to the panto last night - Cinderella at The Epstein. We ate Skittles and ice-cream, got covered in fake snow and ended up soggy after the cast went mad with super soakers. A solid 8/10.
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I took my niece to the panto last night - Cinderella at The Epstein. We ate Skittles and ice-cream, got covered in fake snow and ended up soggy after the cast went mad with super soakers. A solid 8/10.
Know what I love? When you're the butt of everyone's jokes, but you are just enjoying your success in a joyous and dignified way, knowing that it's killing them.
Up The Snidey Fucking Toffees!
Up The Snidey Fucking Toffees!
December 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Know what I love? When you're the butt of everyone's jokes, but you are just enjoying your success in a joyous and dignified way, knowing that it's killing them.
Up The Snidey Fucking Toffees!
Up The Snidey Fucking Toffees!
This is the best thing I've seen in my entire life.
December 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This is the best thing I've seen in my entire life.
Maybe I follow too many grown ups.
December 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Maybe I follow too many grown ups.
No one on my feed is talking about Stranger Things. I need someone to geek out with.
December 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
No one on my feed is talking about Stranger Things. I need someone to geek out with.
Enjoying sheer nostalgia of watching Bullseye on a Sunday evening. Unacceptable prizes though, far too useful.
November 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Enjoying sheer nostalgia of watching Bullseye on a Sunday evening. Unacceptable prizes though, far too useful.
I'm in St. Helens and people keep calling me cocker.
November 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I'm in St. Helens and people keep calling me cocker.