Michelle
@blue-dixie.bsky.social
The Dildo of Consequences rarely comes lubed.
Evertonian who can't stand football.
No justice, no peace. 📎
Always to the left.
Evertonian who can't stand football.
No justice, no peace. 📎
Always to the left.
1. Maltesers
2. Twix
3. Milky Way
In that order.
2. Twix
3. Milky Way
In that order.
December 27, 2025 at 9:43 AM
1. Maltesers
2. Twix
3. Milky Way
In that order.
2. Twix
3. Milky Way
In that order.
I didn't finish it. I tried, but it defeated me!
December 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I didn't finish it. I tried, but it defeated me!
Probably says a lot about me! 🤣
December 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Probably says a lot about me! 🤣
Never underestimate the power of makeup, women have been catfishing for years. I could definitely make you pretty!
December 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Never underestimate the power of makeup, women have been catfishing for years. I could definitely make you pretty!
🤣🤣 I feel like Jake Paul. She friggin battered me!
December 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
🤣🤣 I feel like Jake Paul. She friggin battered me!
Very demure, very mindful 🤣 I'm quite proud of myself! For the cake, not the artwork.
December 20, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Very demure, very mindful 🤣 I'm quite proud of myself! For the cake, not the artwork.
FYI: I made that cake!!
Can't take the credit for the cock and balls, it was already on the window in Mowgli. I just added some pubes.
Can't take the credit for the cock and balls, it was already on the window in Mowgli. I just added some pubes.
December 20, 2025 at 9:07 AM
FYI: I made that cake!!
Can't take the credit for the cock and balls, it was already on the window in Mowgli. I just added some pubes.
Can't take the credit for the cock and balls, it was already on the window in Mowgli. I just added some pubes.
Oh I don't doubt that you could! And that's exactly why they're closed 😉
December 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Oh I don't doubt that you could! And that's exactly why they're closed 😉
Hahaha 🤣 I'm sure you're very youthful and handsome. Plus, if you're a weird perv, you hide it well.
December 18, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Hahaha 🤣 I'm sure you're very youthful and handsome. Plus, if you're a weird perv, you hide it well.