Blue Zander
@blue-zander.bsky.social
You can’t park your car over the side walk, where people walk.
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tom homan is a BITCH
January 8, 2026 at 3:35 AM
tom homan is a BITCH
I can’t stand the rain,
Supa Dupa Fly
Supa Dupa Fly
January 8, 2026 at 12:53 PM
I can’t stand the rain,
Supa Dupa Fly
Supa Dupa Fly
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"Nuance" meaning "cops encountered a situation regular Americans deal with every single day and responded with murderous gunfire"
Three videos taken of the scene and reviewed by CNN, however, show nuance. What took place prior to the shooting remains unclear. | Analysis
DHS says woman attempted to run over ICE officers before being shot in Minneapolis. Here’s what the videos show. | CNN
Three videos taken of the scene and reviewed by CNN show nuance. What took place prior to the shooting remains unclear.
www.cnn.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:13 AM
"Nuance" meaning "cops encountered a situation regular Americans deal with every single day and responded with murderous gunfire"
You aren’t enforcing anything besides terror you brainless, morally corrupt pathetic excuse of an elected official. Fuck you and your boy thiel because this is Just Dumb
January 8, 2026 at 11:26 AM
You aren’t enforcing anything besides terror you brainless, morally corrupt pathetic excuse of an elected official. Fuck you and your boy thiel because this is Just Dumb
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So just found out that Audible have silently removed six audiobooks from my library. Because I noticed, and complained, they gave six credits to buy them back again. They did this because the publishers updated the books and Audible just deleted the old versions.
January 7, 2026 at 5:39 PM
So just found out that Audible have silently removed six audiobooks from my library. Because I noticed, and complained, they gave six credits to buy them back again. They did this because the publishers updated the books and Audible just deleted the old versions.
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You know how you get kicked off your health insurance if you lose your job or if you work under a certain amount of hours??
Do that for congress
Do that for congress
January 5, 2026 at 2:23 PM
You know how you get kicked off your health insurance if you lose your job or if you work under a certain amount of hours??
Do that for congress
Do that for congress
rubio is slimier than a snail^slug
January 5, 2026 at 12:38 AM
rubio is slimier than a snail^slug
So many different lines under those plugs…. you could keep a palm reader busy for days
January 4, 2026 at 3:49 PM
So many different lines under those plugs…. you could keep a palm reader busy for days
anything but a transparent epstein file
January 4, 2026 at 1:43 AM
anything but a transparent epstein file
I sure hope whoever has custodial care of a certain group of teenaged turtles who have been mutated into ninja masters is litigious AS FUCK
fuck vanilla ice & fuck Robert Matthew Van Winkle
fuck vanilla ice & fuck Robert Matthew Van Winkle
January 3, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I sure hope whoever has custodial care of a certain group of teenaged turtles who have been mutated into ninja masters is litigious AS FUCK
fuck vanilla ice & fuck Robert Matthew Van Winkle
fuck vanilla ice & fuck Robert Matthew Van Winkle
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each day on this planet is worse than the last
January 2, 2026 at 3:50 AM
each day on this planet is worse than the last
What about stupid AND incompetent?
January 2, 2026 at 12:54 PM
What about stupid AND incompetent?
Dear johnny, I hope 2026 brings you a whole year of face eating leopards
January 1, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Dear johnny, I hope 2026 brings you a whole year of face eating leopards
People should start going to jail, but not anyone from MN (unless fraud is found by an investigator not an instigator).
NY or FL on the other hand…
NY or FL on the other hand…
December 31, 2025 at 1:43 PM
People should start going to jail, but not anyone from MN (unless fraud is found by an investigator not an instigator).
NY or FL on the other hand…
NY or FL on the other hand…
Who could’ve guessed that the woman who chose to get married to Stephen Miller is equally as terrible as her husband. Way to go, cupid
December 29, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Who could’ve guessed that the woman who chose to get married to Stephen Miller is equally as terrible as her husband. Way to go, cupid
Been scrolling past this ad on Reddit for weeks now and just noticed it’s daily fucking wire tv?!? Big ole yikes
December 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Been scrolling past this ad on Reddit for weeks now and just noticed it’s daily fucking wire tv?!? Big ole yikes
Fuck Merrick gd Garland
December 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Fuck Merrick gd Garland
Benny & TuckyTuck have their claws out… oh no, the infighting.
a dog and a cat are making funny faces
ALT: a dog and a cat are making funny faces
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Benny & TuckyTuck have their claws out… oh no, the infighting.
Truthiness and fusion power… almost as good a pairing as molasses and mayo
December 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Truthiness and fusion power… almost as good a pairing as molasses and mayo
Everything is shit but he doesn’t know that!
December 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Everything is shit but he doesn’t know that!
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I like Heather Cox Richardson. She’s a nice lady IRL who has clearly read a lot of books.
December 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I like Heather Cox Richardson. She’s a nice lady IRL who has clearly read a lot of books.
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Two and a half centuries after her birth, Jane Austen remains a master of social wit.
Born in December 1775, she wrote six novels that examine manners, morals, and the marriage market, and she published anonymously in her lifetime. 🧵⬇️ (1/2)
Born in December 1775, she wrote six novels that examine manners, morals, and the marriage market, and she published anonymously in her lifetime. 🧵⬇️ (1/2)
December 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Two and a half centuries after her birth, Jane Austen remains a master of social wit.
Born in December 1775, she wrote six novels that examine manners, morals, and the marriage market, and she published anonymously in her lifetime. 🧵⬇️ (1/2)
Born in December 1775, she wrote six novels that examine manners, morals, and the marriage market, and she published anonymously in her lifetime. 🧵⬇️ (1/2)
TIME to cancel your subscription if you’re old af and still have magazines sent to your house
December 12, 2025 at 11:41 AM
TIME to cancel your subscription if you’re old af and still have magazines sent to your house