Jess
@bluebirdgirl.bsky.social
I am an artist, a writer, a runner and an egg salad snob. I refuse to carve pumpkins or dye Easter eggs. Check out the ramblings of my GenX blog. https://genxbluebirdgirl.blogspot.com/?m=1
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Tim steps down, Tina retires, maybe Amy takes Governor, maybe Peggy takes Tina’s seat, presumably Naz Reid takes Amy’s seat, and I’ll be honest I’m no good in the low post and I suck at three-pointers so I’m worried here.
Breaking News: Gov. Tim Walz will abandon his re-election bid in Minnesota and Sen. Amy Klobuchar may run instead, people familiar with the matter said.
Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz Won’t Seek Third Term and Amy Klobuchar May Run Instead
Mr. Walz and Ms. Klobuchar met Sunday in Minnesota, where he informed her of his plans and she confirmed her interest in running to replace him.
nyti.ms
January 5, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Tim steps down, Tina retires, maybe Amy takes Governor, maybe Peggy takes Tina’s seat, presumably Naz Reid takes Amy’s seat, and I’ll be honest I’m no good in the low post and I suck at three-pointers so I’m worried here.
One of the best Seinfeld bits:
George getting really fed up with the service window people not knowing candy bars when actress Dee Freeman pops in and very seriously drops
“You know they changed the name from Hundred Thousand Dollar bar to 100 Grand?”
George getting really fed up with the service window people not knowing candy bars when actress Dee Freeman pops in and very seriously drops
“You know they changed the name from Hundred Thousand Dollar bar to 100 Grand?”
December 31, 2025 at 2:13 AM
One of the best Seinfeld bits:
George getting really fed up with the service window people not knowing candy bars when actress Dee Freeman pops in and very seriously drops
“You know they changed the name from Hundred Thousand Dollar bar to 100 Grand?”
George getting really fed up with the service window people not knowing candy bars when actress Dee Freeman pops in and very seriously drops
“You know they changed the name from Hundred Thousand Dollar bar to 100 Grand?”
One of the best Seinfeld bits…
Kramer to Busboy Antonio
“Como se dice…waterbed.”
Kramer to Busboy Antonio
“Como se dice…waterbed.”
December 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
One of the best Seinfeld bits…
Kramer to Busboy Antonio
“Como se dice…waterbed.”
Kramer to Busboy Antonio
“Como se dice…waterbed.”
Rewatching the 1970’s show Family
19 year old boy telling his friend he’s gay.
“I mean, the book says it’s normal for all boys to have homosexual feelings at 14, but this was more than that.”
19 year old boy telling his friend he’s gay.
“I mean, the book says it’s normal for all boys to have homosexual feelings at 14, but this was more than that.”
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December 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Rewatching the 1970’s show Family
19 year old boy telling his friend he’s gay.
“I mean, the book says it’s normal for all boys to have homosexual feelings at 14, but this was more than that.”
19 year old boy telling his friend he’s gay.
“I mean, the book says it’s normal for all boys to have homosexual feelings at 14, but this was more than that.”
I have no patience @mntimberwolves.bsky.social Get it TOGETHER!
December 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I have no patience @mntimberwolves.bsky.social Get it TOGETHER!
Awful
Perry Bamonte, guitarist and keyboardist for The Cure has died at 65. RIP
December 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Awful
We pass by each other on my run. You have a tiny dog in tiny red boots. I squeal and point and somehow I’m the crazy one?
December 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
We pass by each other on my run. You have a tiny dog in tiny red boots. I squeal and point and somehow I’m the crazy one?
Oct 1987 The Alarm/ Rain in the Summertime sure has the sound of May 1987 U2 I Still Haven’t Found…
December 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Oct 1987 The Alarm/ Rain in the Summertime sure has the sound of May 1987 U2 I Still Haven’t Found…
A new, but old to us Rocky Rococo’s in my home town and just sitting in the back…The Mizz
December 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
A new, but old to us Rocky Rococo’s in my home town and just sitting in the back…The Mizz
Oldest son’s tribute to our tiny dog Sparrow who hated everyone but me and the feeling was mutual.
December 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Oldest son’s tribute to our tiny dog Sparrow who hated everyone but me and the feeling was mutual.
What’s up Lifesaver’s? Every other brand brings back the classic, but you choose not to include Butter Rum and Butter Scotch in the storybook?
“But we have Watermelon now!”
No.
“But we have Watermelon now!”
No.
December 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
What’s up Lifesaver’s? Every other brand brings back the classic, but you choose not to include Butter Rum and Butter Scotch in the storybook?
“But we have Watermelon now!”
No.
“But we have Watermelon now!”
No.
Heres the sum total of “what would you tell your younger self?”
“You’ll be ok”
My younger self would reply with something like
“Gee thanks for this wisdom. Fuck off.”
“You’ll be ok”
My younger self would reply with something like
“Gee thanks for this wisdom. Fuck off.”
December 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Heres the sum total of “what would you tell your younger self?”
“You’ll be ok”
My younger self would reply with something like
“Gee thanks for this wisdom. Fuck off.”
“You’ll be ok”
My younger self would reply with something like
“Gee thanks for this wisdom. Fuck off.”
I’m usually like the kid in Sixteen Candles who cries out “I just wanna go home with you guys!” as his parents push him into the gym. Not tonight! Aimee Mann and Ted Leo Christmas Show.
December 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I’m usually like the kid in Sixteen Candles who cries out “I just wanna go home with you guys!” as his parents push him into the gym. Not tonight! Aimee Mann and Ted Leo Christmas Show.
At our Christmas party I was playing music and telling my story about “A-L-E-X-A” sassing me the other day and two seconds later my music stopped. I was going to get rid of her, but now? Let’s goooo!
December 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
At our Christmas party I was playing music and telling my story about “A-L-E-X-A” sassing me the other day and two seconds later my music stopped. I was going to get rid of her, but now? Let’s goooo!
Dear Fantasy Football Team…I hate you all!
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December 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Dear Fantasy Football Team…I hate you all!
Actual brawl with Alexa tonight when I tried to compliment the Amazon driver so they could get the $5 tip.
“You haven’t had any deliveries in 14 days.
“I HAD ONE YESTERDAY!”
“I know that you’re frustrated with me.”
“YOU’RE A LIAR!”
“I’m sorry you feel that way.
“You haven’t had any deliveries in 14 days.
“I HAD ONE YESTERDAY!”
“I know that you’re frustrated with me.”
“YOU’RE A LIAR!”
“I’m sorry you feel that way.
December 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Actual brawl with Alexa tonight when I tried to compliment the Amazon driver so they could get the $5 tip.
“You haven’t had any deliveries in 14 days.
“I HAD ONE YESTERDAY!”
“I know that you’re frustrated with me.”
“YOU’RE A LIAR!”
“I’m sorry you feel that way.
“You haven’t had any deliveries in 14 days.
“I HAD ONE YESTERDAY!”
“I know that you’re frustrated with me.”
“YOU’RE A LIAR!”
“I’m sorry you feel that way.
It’s that time of year when I buy puff pastry, put it in the basement freezer and forget about it until next year when i add another box. Traditions are important.
December 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It’s that time of year when I buy puff pastry, put it in the basement freezer and forget about it until next year when i add another box. Traditions are important.
Another stellar fail from FanDuel cutting off the MN Timberwolves game before the game ended. “Welcome to Post Game! What an exciting finish!”
December 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Another stellar fail from FanDuel cutting off the MN Timberwolves game before the game ended. “Welcome to Post Game! What an exciting finish!”
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
@johnmoe.bsky.social Our group of 4 that attended Wits Tuesday agreed it was one of the best! Thanks for continuing the reunions. 🦃
October 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
@johnmoe.bsky.social Our group of 4 that attended Wits Tuesday agreed it was one of the best! Thanks for continuing the reunions. 🦃
September 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM