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Sorcerer Grip Supreme 🪄 🪄 🧚🏾‍♀️ @bluejayflyes.bsky.social · Aug 15

I be joking on here cause I’m funny 😂, unless you take me serious in which case I’m dead ass serious 😒

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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 10h

We aren't on the verge of an authoritarian takeover. We are in the middle of it.

But I worry people don't see the whole scheme. They just pay attention to each new daily outrage. So I went to the Senate floor to explain Trump's plan.

Here's a 🧵of the speech. It's important.

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10/05 Naeja // DJ N.Luv💕 @capturedcleo.bsky.social · 4h

I spent my 28th bday DJing!🥳🎂

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Sorcerer Grip Supreme 🪄 🪄 🧚🏾‍♀️ @bluejayflyes.bsky.social · 4h

This an encyclopedia read 😭😭

B. @missxbri.bsky.social · 4h

That subway working tuna melt smelling sleeping on a futon while being married to a dingy ass bum nigga who was asking white hoes to FART on the phone for him ass loser ass bitch!

Six @sixdos.blacksky.app · 4h

The chick who used to shame and make fun of single mothers and then became one.

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Spooky beige 🧌 @rellmidnight.bsky.social · 4h

And I hope I'm not sounding too desperate
I need love and affection

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Spooky Yambazzador 👻 @dessertnotdemure.bsky.social · 4h

Where can I order this in Black?

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Sorcerer Grip Supreme 🪄 🪄 🧚🏾‍♀️ @bluejayflyes.bsky.social · 4h

That’s it!

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Spooky beige 🧌 @rellmidnight.bsky.social · 5h

Niggas after eating a 8 piece crocodile bootyhole steak nugget from Arby’s

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Sorcerer Grip Supreme 🪄 🪄 🧚🏾‍♀️ @bluejayflyes.bsky.social · 4h

Rhino rump nuggets

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Sorcerer Grip Supreme 🪄 🪄 🧚🏾‍♀️ @bluejayflyes.bsky.social · 5h

Meaty ass camel toes

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Sorcerer Grip Supreme 🪄 🪄 🧚🏾‍♀️ @bluejayflyes.bsky.social · 5h

Not finna catch me with raccoon thigh

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Sorcerer Grip Supreme 🪄 🪄 🧚🏾‍♀️ @bluejayflyes.bsky.social · 5h

My first thought 😂

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MR. BIG GULP 🙂‍↔️🥤🎃 @solodagawd.outside.baby · 5h

You can never trick me out my spot.

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Wiz KhaLEESA 🍃 @thepearlgoddess.bsky.social · 12h

That gun finna “pop pop” while I drink this soda 🤣🤣

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Sorcerer Grip Supreme 🪄 🪄 🧚🏾‍♀️ @bluejayflyes.bsky.social · 12h

I am trying but I didn’t even know I needed it in this way

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Sorcerer Grip Supreme 🪄 🪄 🧚🏾‍♀️ @bluejayflyes.bsky.social · 12h

I’ll be damned if I go get a ‘pop’ 😂😂😂

miss delusional 🫶🏾 @christianaaaaa.bsky.social · 13h

Call it “soda” one more time

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T Skeets @tds10.bsky.social · Nov 14

Crumble cookies taste like dirt dipped in vanilla extract

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Sorcerer Grip Supreme 🪄 🪄 🧚🏾‍♀️ @bluejayflyes.bsky.social · 13h

Dancing at the bar… as I do, and the guy at the end said ‘it must be good cause you weren’t dancing when you came in’ 🤭🤭

Y’all I ain’t never had a scorpion bowl before this is good *lip smack*

Sorcerer Grip Supreme 🪄 🪄 🧚🏾‍♀️ @bluejayflyes.bsky.social · 14h

Taylor Swift count your motherfucking days showgirl cause what is fun fetti sourdough BREAD mix?! 🤮

Sorcerer Grip Supreme 🪄 🪄 🧚🏾‍♀️ @bluejayflyes.bsky.social · 14h

I realized today in therapy and was finally able to verbalize out loud that although I have several conditions that are incurable, and although the studies all show that I did not give myself these conditions, I’m still disappointed with myself for being sick. Ain’t that boutta bitch 🫠

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Sorcerer Grip Supreme 🪄 🪄 🧚🏾‍♀️ @bluejayflyes.bsky.social · 14h

Oooooh yea now I got too ima be honest I never took miss stack house as intelligent so this bout to be funny

Sorcerer Grip Supreme 🪄 🪄 🧚🏾‍♀️ @bluejayflyes.bsky.social · 16h

I hope you have the best day baby love

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Sorcerer Grip Supreme 🪄 🪄 🧚🏾‍♀️ @bluejayflyes.bsky.social · 17h

It’s a rainy day and I love it but yall nephew is NOT impressed 😂😂😂😂

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ʜᴀᴄᴋᴀʀʏ ʙɪɴx @chaclo.blacksky.app · 18h

That hawk finna make em reevaluate their priorities

Big Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · 18h

I just giggled to myself thinking of y’all’s president attempting to send the national guard from … *checks notes* … TEXAS into Chicago right as the weather turns cooler/cold.

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Sorcerer Grip Supreme 🪄 🪄 🧚🏾‍♀️ @bluejayflyes.bsky.social · 17h

I have in the past it can be so pretty and bountiful, but not this year I did all container plants so that I could bring them in and tend to them out of the sun.

Sorcerer Grip Supreme 🪄 🪄 🧚🏾‍♀️ @bluejayflyes.bsky.social · 18h

I so look forward to sitting on that couch today.