Blue Jay Punk
@bluejaypunk.bsky.social
They call me The Tailor because I thread the needle.
I think the One Piece is a nice one piece swimsuit that Roger thought his woman looked extra hot in.
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I think the One Piece is a nice one piece swimsuit that Roger thought his woman looked extra hot in.
"Pollyanna is better," and then I start dodging bottles
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
"Pollyanna is better," and then I start dodging bottles
Can we arrange a movie marathon where he watches Citizen Kane, A Christmas Carol, Scarface, Titanic, Glass Onion, etc.?
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Can we arrange a movie marathon where he watches Citizen Kane, A Christmas Carol, Scarface, Titanic, Glass Onion, etc.?
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Most people's justification for not washing their hands seems to be that they do not piss on their hands. This guy's justification is that he does.
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Most people's justification for not washing their hands seems to be that they do not piss on their hands. This guy's justification is that he does.
I'll stop readong but if you can think of a better way to find out where the red fern grows, I'd like to hear it
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I'll stop readong but if you can think of a better way to find out where the red fern grows, I'd like to hear it
Fitting thing that the very American evil is defeated by re-ringing the liberty bell.
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Fitting thing that the very American evil is defeated by re-ringing the liberty bell.
doesn't look so big to me
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
doesn't look so big to me
Kinda, in the golden ratio kind of way
November 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Kinda, in the golden ratio kind of way
Best wine in the world when you're always full vs. ice water when you just mowed your lawn.
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Best wine in the world when you're always full vs. ice water when you just mowed your lawn.
Its quality is unrelated to a joke about how it's like Hanna Barberra's Laff-A-Lympics, but thanks for playing.
November 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Its quality is unrelated to a joke about how it's like Hanna Barberra's Laff-A-Lympics, but thanks for playing.
To quote the brilliant Geoff Thew, that's about corruption in the Laff-A-Lympics.
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
To quote the brilliant Geoff Thew, that's about corruption in the Laff-A-Lympics.
It takes time. There are some aughts nostalgia movies now that riff on our fashion and gadgets from the time.
November 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
It takes time. There are some aughts nostalgia movies now that riff on our fashion and gadgets from the time.
Class Systems Are Slavery, Women Live in Fear of Men Island, Prison Is Torture, The Death Penalty Must Be Abolished At All Costs, Racism Is Bad Island, Don't Kidnap Children, Don't Exploit Laborers, Japan Just Straight Up Sucks Arc,
November 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Class Systems Are Slavery, Women Live in Fear of Men Island, Prison Is Torture, The Death Penalty Must Be Abolished At All Costs, Racism Is Bad Island, Don't Kidnap Children, Don't Exploit Laborers, Japan Just Straight Up Sucks Arc,
What's your favorite non-political One Piece arc? We've got the Police Are Corrupt arc, Feed the Hungry, Healthcare Is a Right, You Won't Find WMDs in the Desert, Give Back Our Stolen Land, The CIA Are Murderers, The Feds Will Bomb You And Execute You for Surviving, Thriller Bark,
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
What's your favorite non-political One Piece arc? We've got the Police Are Corrupt arc, Feed the Hungry, Healthcare Is a Right, You Won't Find WMDs in the Desert, Give Back Our Stolen Land, The CIA Are Murderers, The Feds Will Bomb You And Execute You for Surviving, Thriller Bark,
There was a hit country song that was considered the soulful cry for help from true America, that complained fat people are allowed to eat cookies.
November 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM
There was a hit country song that was considered the soulful cry for help from true America, that complained fat people are allowed to eat cookies.
If you don't want women to hate men, then build a better world for women.
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
If you don't want women to hate men, then build a better world for women.
Always wondered what it would be like to get digitized by Warwick's Creature form the Black Lagoon hands
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Always wondered what it would be like to get digitized by Warwick's Creature form the Black Lagoon hands
Bugonia, in theaters now!
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Bugonia, in theaters now!
The dudes in Beowulf looked better.
November 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The dudes in Beowulf looked better.
One day at school the strawberry milk was partially frozen and was pretty much a slushie and I've been chasing that sensory pleasure ever since.
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
One day at school the strawberry milk was partially frozen and was pretty much a slushie and I've been chasing that sensory pleasure ever since.