Blue Jay Punk
@bluejaypunk.bsky.social
They call me The Tailor because I thread the needle.
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A new "Noah's Ark found" story breaks every six months and gets swallowed up by the same sibling-fucked rubes who think the Navy declassifying videos of random bullshit twice a year is the US government announcing aliens are real.
The Today Show is currently giving a credulous report on researchers maybe "discovering" Noah's Ark. Like, the one from the Bible. A breathless, big-if-true report in which the principle "researcher" is quoting Genesis and the reporter is acting like the biblical flood story is a factual account.
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
A new "Noah's Ark found" story breaks every six months and gets swallowed up by the same sibling-fucked rubes who think the Navy declassifying videos of random bullshit twice a year is the US government announcing aliens are real.
The season finale of Beyblade is going to be lit.
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The season finale of Beyblade is going to be lit.
JUST FUCK ADULTS, why is this so difficult for libertarians
October 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
JUST FUCK ADULTS, why is this so difficult for libertarians
I have a blanket hangup over all nazi brigades
I have never understood the weird ass hangup over that nazi brigade given their overall insignificance but also because the pretense seems to be that only normal and healthy people tend to take up the cause of national resistance when uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Never ask
A woman her age
A man if he was a landlord
A red guard what they did before the revolution
A woman her age
A man if he was a landlord
A red guard what they did before the revolution
October 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I have a blanket hangup over all nazi brigades
The Louvre didn't get robbed; Sam Weatherman blew it up as chronicled on The Teacher's Lounge.
October 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The Louvre didn't get robbed; Sam Weatherman blew it up as chronicled on The Teacher's Lounge.
Hello new users! Follow all the accounts trying to be like dril and block the ones that don't make you laugh. Only strong comedy will remain. This maximizes your time on the site.
October 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Hello new users! Follow all the accounts trying to be like dril and block the ones that don't make you laugh. Only strong comedy will remain. This maximizes your time on the site.
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Blastoise has started a revolution to turn against the republican party.
October 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Blastoise has started a revolution to turn against the republican party.
I never really understood building a life where I'm miserable as an adult. Anything I liked as a kid that I don't do now, I stopped because it didn't make me happy anymore. Anything I still like from when I was a kid, I still do.
5. When was the last time you made your inner child happy?
October 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I never really understood building a life where I'm miserable as an adult. Anything I liked as a kid that I don't do now, I stopped because it didn't make me happy anymore. Anything I still like from when I was a kid, I still do.
It's great if you know what you want to do or figure it out there. It's a scam if you are there to avoid being yelled at for not beinh there.
19. Is college a scam? Why or why not?
October 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It's great if you know what you want to do or figure it out there. It's a scam if you are there to avoid being yelled at for not beinh there.
I've never seen a single conservative demonstrate even the most basic understanding of the plot of any piece of media, let alone its themes. They're too crazy and stupid.
October 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I've never seen a single conservative demonstrate even the most basic understanding of the plot of any piece of media, let alone its themes. They're too crazy and stupid.
There's nothing you can say to someone who is being annoying on purpose. Any response, including mine, or even not responding validates the behavior. I do wonder what it feels like though.
You could try a poster’s strike. I hear that works
October 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
There's nothing you can say to someone who is being annoying on purpose. Any response, including mine, or even not responding validates the behavior. I do wonder what it feels like though.
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Since deleting Twitter I’ve noticed a big drop in my Bandcamp sales. If you’re a music fan, please repost this so people can find me here! I make weirdo alt pop, I hate nazis and love Etsy witches 🖤✨
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Elisabeth Elektra
Euphoric Art-Pop from Glasgow, Scotland
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‘Mercurial’ LP out now: “Giddy electronic pop” ☆☆☆☆ MOJO “A haunting, odd gem” ☆☆☆☆ RECORD COLLECTOR "Stark, dramatic, crystalline" - ME...
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October 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Since deleting Twitter I’ve noticed a big drop in my Bandcamp sales. If you’re a music fan, please repost this so people can find me here! I make weirdo alt pop, I hate nazis and love Etsy witches 🖤✨
elisabethelektra.bandcamp.com
elisabethelektra.bandcamp.com
This is called a character.
Multiple talent agents are reportedly in talks to sign AI “actress” Tilly Norward, created by AI talent studio Xicoia.
(https://deadline.com/2025/09/talent-agent-ai-actress-tilly-norwood-studios-1236557889/)
(https://deadline.com/2025/09/talent-agent-ai-actress-tilly-norwood-studios-1236557889/)
September 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This is called a character.
Trapt blocked me on Twitter for asking if their bus is a tour bus or if it makes other stops.
tell me about someone here you argued with in passing who you still think about sometimes.
September 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Trapt blocked me on Twitter for asking if their bus is a tour bus or if it makes other stops.
Comic books are pretty good.
What comic book opinion would have you like this?
September 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Comic books are pretty good.
Is it fair to speculate that Ezra has a public humiliation fetish at this point?
"I had friends say to me, look, we can oppose political violence without whitewashing this guy. I spent some time thinking about that over the weekend...and my reaction honestly is that it is too little to just say we oppose political violence."
September 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Is it fair to speculate that Ezra has a public humiliation fetish at this point?
The second Star Wars thing ever was the Holiday Special.
September 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The second Star Wars thing ever was the Holiday Special.
And just to be clear: Conservatives want to take your guns so you can't defend yourself when they decide to shoot you to death.
Oh hi hello will you look at that: gun control the conservatives can get behind
September 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
And just to be clear: Conservatives want to take your guns so you can't defend yourself when they decide to shoot you to death.
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I would be happy if I never heard the name Graham Linehan again, but I do feel the need to comment, because the nature of a lot of the abuse trans people receive is straight up sexual harassment, but is not recognized as such because the victim is trans.
What Glinner is doing is sexual harassment.
What Glinner is doing is sexual harassment.
Just for a second, take a step back, and remember that these are the actions of a 56 year old man towards a 17 year old girl.
September 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I would be happy if I never heard the name Graham Linehan again, but I do feel the need to comment, because the nature of a lot of the abuse trans people receive is straight up sexual harassment, but is not recognized as such because the victim is trans.
What Glinner is doing is sexual harassment.
What Glinner is doing is sexual harassment.
Post a meme made by you.
August 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Post a meme made by you.
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Mike Johnson makes clear that when Congress returns next week he's going to work tirelessly to cover up the Epstein files
August 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Mike Johnson makes clear that when Congress returns next week he's going to work tirelessly to cover up the Epstein files
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This makes their intentions clear, as if they were not clear already. The white nationalists will gladly destroy the United States -- literally let it burn -- to achieve their ethnostate. MAGA will happily preside over a pile of ashes.
August 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
This makes their intentions clear, as if they were not clear already. The white nationalists will gladly destroy the United States -- literally let it burn -- to achieve their ethnostate. MAGA will happily preside over a pile of ashes.