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BlueMonkeyBoy
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Lefty Dem. The chubby kid in high school who lost weight and became a male stripper. Now just a quirky, funny guy with a sarcastic edge living with a chronic autoimmune, neuromuscular disease. Musicals, movies, books, Joe Jackson, Bette Midler
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I dunno, but she's giving off some serious "Trilogy Of Terror" vibes....
photo of the possessed Zuni doll that came to life and hunted down Karen Black's character in the final episode of the made-for-tv movie "Trilogy of Terror". it is a doll carved of wood with ferocious fanged teeth and carrying a spear.
December 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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One of my faves
Brian Setzer, former lead singer of the Stray Cats, with his orchestra. It's a combination of Rock, Rockabilly, Big Band, Classical and Traditional Christmas music.
picture of CD "The Brian Setzer Orchestra The Ultimate Christmas Collection" two CD set.
December 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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we all know barron's real father is a member of The Silence
(Doctor Who fans will know.....)
poster of The Silence characters from Doctor Who, a race of tall, slender beings in dark suits with elongated alien type heads.
December 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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saw this picture of barron and the name "Herbie the Butt-Plug Elf" just sprang to mind....
picture of smirking douchewipe barron trump, hair slicked back like a third rate mafia goomba in a b-movie, holding one hand up to his sidecar of an ear.
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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picture from a long-running San Francisco musical "Beach Blanket Babylon" with an actress representing Snow White wearing an overflowing trash can as a hat, standing next to an actor representing French King Louis, with overexaggerated pink heart-shaped wig, elaborate jacket and vest holding a mirrored walking stick.
December 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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"on behalf of the toilet-paper cozies around the world...."

sinema, probably
krysten sinema (she puts the SIN in sinema) wearing a gawd-awful dress in yellow that is so poorly fitted it has stretch marks across her stomach and crotch and emphasizes that a bra is a mere rumor to her, with some sort of poofy angel wing sleeves that makes her like like she is a cowardly ninja warrior.
December 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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pity the poor staff member who has to watch trump taking his bath just to keep him from biting his own fart bubbles....
December 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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yeah, but peel back that gold foil for the chocolatey goodness inside!
picture of the laughable fifa peace prize, a disgusting trophy of grasping, clutching hands trying to finger-probe planet Earth. Should have been named the "Turn Your Head And Cough" trophy because it resembles the procedure men have to go through in the Doctors office to check for hernia and or testicle abnormalities. So, that's kind of appropriate too since it was awarded to trump and he's really a prick. A teeny tiny micro mushroom prick but a prick nonetheless. And dont' even get me started on that wife of his, who always looks like she's about to unhinge her jaw and swallow a guinea pig for lunch. Speaks 7 languages my ass.... if she does, it's probably limited to saying "leave the $50 on the nightstand, sailor." I can't help but wonder if anyone reads these descriptive alt texts, ah, well, I had fun....
December 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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tree is finally up
not sure how long it will last, though....
tabletop Christmas tree made out of 6 pizzas of different sizes stacked up in a cone shape with space in between each layer to give height. melted cheese runs from one layer to another giving a tinsel effect and oregano leaves (I think) dot the pizzas like ornaments.
December 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Another fine product from the evil geniuses at "ENGULF & DEVOUR"...
still from Mel Brook's "Silent Movie" of the logo for the evil corporation Engulf & Devour. It shows two hands clutching the world with the name Engulf & Devour arched over it, and underneath it says "OUR FINGERS ARE IN EVERYTHING"
December 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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FIFA has named trump as their first recipient of the "Turn Your Head And Cough" award.
picture of disgusting piggy trump and some bald headed goof from FIFA presenting a trophy to trump that looks oddly like a bunch of hands reaching for a swollen testicle.
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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they criticize her for missing votes

but acting like a rabid howler monkey with her sister-in-meth bobo was a-okay?
picture of two of the skankiest critters any amoral god ever breathed life into, low-rent bobo and sporkfoot taylor greene, acting with all the dignity and decorum of a bunch of rabid howler monkeys involved in a poop slinging gang-war over a bunch of rotting bananas.
December 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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art deco-ish style poster of turkeys falling from a helicopter, bottom banner on poster says "Cincinnati", a call back to a classic "WKRP in Cincinnati" Thanksgiving episode where station manager Mr Carlson and his ad exec Herb Tarleck came up with an idea of dropping turkeys out of a helicopter over a shopping center with the firm belief that turkeys could fly.
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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"Hey" complains Lindsey "that's my job!!"
picture of lindsey graham in what looks like restroom, standing to one side in a full suit, with his tongue sticking out of his mouth and a look on his face like he just whipped one out on the bathroom floor.
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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yeah, but Big Balls finally got laid....
picture of the ugly doge creature known as big balls
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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My last three brain cells
picture from the tv sitcom "Green Acres" with Oliver, Eb and Lisa in the kitchen.
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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the real reason MTG is resigning....
comic newspaper article with a picture of what looks like a pregnant marjorie taylor green to the left, a small picture of Bigfoot to the right, and the caption "I WAS BIGFOOT'S LOVE SLAVE. Now I'm pregnant with his baby!"
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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"I will lead the breach. I will lay down cover fire. I will personally wet myself as I cower behind a row of chairs as others try to keep the January 6th insurrectionists mobs from getting my pasty white ass...."
picture of butch as hell markwayne "yeah, my momma didn't know which was my daddy so she gave me this lame name" mullin hiding behind a row of chairs as the actual heroes tried to keep the insurrectionist tourists from getting to his gutless self.
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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"fat piggy
gross piggy
looking for a boink
ugly piggy
creepy piggy
oink, oink oink"
political cartoon featuring trump as a huge, grotesque pig having lipstick put on it. caption says "you can put lipstick on an alternative fact, but a lie is a lie"
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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quiet, piggy
picture of trump with a facial expression that is definitely porcine, next to a picture of an actual pig who looks strikingly similar
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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quiet, piggy
picture of New York magazine cover with full face shot of trump with a pig snout, with "it's The Corruption" in text at the bottom of his face.
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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sock monkey made from zombie/brain socks
see description in alt text
This monkey was made to be sponsored to go on an AIDS walk. I've made a LOT of sock monkeys over the years for numerous AIDS walks; this is one of my favorites.
sock monkey made from green, black and red socks, the socks have a black background with green zombies and red brains in the pattern. The monkey has slightly askew eyes, one white, one red, one ear has a red lining and the other ear is white with an AIDS red ribbon on the pattern. Nose and mouth are in red embroidery floss. He has a cracked silver disc button for a belly button and a yellow button with a heart on it sewn over his heart.
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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picture of a young woman dressed in what looks like old time peasant garb, with a hand held basket balanced on her right hip. Caption says "Alas, me basket-o-fucks be empty."
November 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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hey, tacky hairstyles don't come cheap
horrible headshot of haglike marsha blackburn with a hairstyle that Medusa only wishes she had.
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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precedent (sic) trump has announced that his administration has developed a Thanksgiving Dinner Chewing Gum to help the poor through the holidays....
picture of donald trump standing behind a podium with the sign "TROOMPA LOOMPA" hanging in front of it. trump is in orange makeup with green hair like one of the Oompa Loompas from the movie "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory". standing behind and to the side of trump is chris christie with a purple face, like the Violet Beuregarde character from the same movie, swollen up like a balloon on blueberry juice.
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM