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BlueMonkeyBoy
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Lefty Dem. The chubby kid in high school who lost weight and became a male stripper. Now just a quirky, funny guy with a sarcastic edge living with a chronic autoimmune, neuromuscular disease. Musicals, movies, books, Joe Jackson, Bette Midler
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Strands #652
“Palette episodes”
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December 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Puzzle #918
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December 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Strands #651
“Pricy pairing”
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December 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Puzzle #917
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December 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Strands #650
“All over the place”
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December 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Puzzle #916
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December 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Wordle 1,638 3/6

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December 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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saw this picture of barron and the name "Herbie the Butt-Plug Elf" just sprang to mind....
picture of smirking douchewipe barron trump, hair slicked back like a third rate mafia goomba in a b-movie, holding one hand up to his sidecar of an ear.
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Strands #649
“Shakespearean titles”
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December 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Puzzle #915
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December 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Trump is dozing off in meetings. He’s wandering during ceremonies. His rants are more unhinged, his temper shorter, and he’s suddenly getting MRIs the White House can’t explain. Something is wrong — and they’re hiding it
open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...
The Alarming Signs of a President in Decline
Trump is showing confusion, fatigue, erratic behavior, and unexplained medical tests — and the White House won’t level with the public about what’s happening.
open.substack.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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"My grandpa ran over a skunk with his Model T and had it stuffed. The skunk's been in my family for over a hundred years." -Antique Roadkill
December 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Puzzle #914
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December 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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pity the poor staff member who has to watch trump taking his bath just to keep him from biting his own fart bubbles....
December 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Puzzle #913
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December 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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"I saw the video and what if a bird flew by and one of the shipwrecked used a paper clip and squid ink to write a message to attach to the bird's leg to get a message to Suriname so they could continue their mission?"

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December 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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just waiting for trump to release a statement commemorating December 7th as the day Pearl Bailey was attacked....
December 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Strands #644
“You're styling!”
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December 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM