Gotta love the British press.

This guy won the popular vote. That’s why I say America deserves everything we get.

Year started out pretty well but that pesky November really dragged down the whole year.

What do I want for Christmas?

A mysterious manor in the Scottish countryside, a vast expanse of land, a library of vintage novels, a collection of the world’s rarest wines, an owl to deliver and retrieve my post, and my own personal pastry chef.

I'm really not that hard to shop for.

They have a point.