Stuart
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All the L.A. women
Fall asleep while swimmin'
I got paid to fish 'em out
And then one day I lost the job
And I cried a little
I got fried a little
Then she laid her eyes on mine
And she said, "Babe, you're better off”
Fall asleep while swimmin'
I got paid to fish 'em out
And then one day I lost the job
And I cried a little
I got fried a little
Then she laid her eyes on mine
And she said, "Babe, you're better off”
Why do politicians try to make “jokes”? They are never, ever funny.
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Why do politicians try to make “jokes”? They are never, ever funny.
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
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Moyes 10 men > Maresca 10 men
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Moyes 10 men > Maresca 10 men
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This is £600m from the same university sector that is pretty close to collapse in a growing number of major institutions?
Many of them universities that are among the biggest employers in the very ‘left behind’ towns and cities that Labour talks so much about…
Many of them universities that are among the biggest employers in the very ‘left behind’ towns and cities that Labour talks so much about…
i: Reeves to unveil £600m raid on foreign student
university fees #TomorrowsPapersToday
university fees #TomorrowsPapersToday
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This is £600m from the same university sector that is pretty close to collapse in a growing number of major institutions?
Many of them universities that are among the biggest employers in the very ‘left behind’ towns and cities that Labour talks so much about…
Many of them universities that are among the biggest employers in the very ‘left behind’ towns and cities that Labour talks so much about…
Can’t they both lose?
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Can’t they both lose?
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It's infuriating to see so much of the media give Kruger the same kid gloves treatment that Rees-Mogg used to get because he is posh and polite and able to wrap his bigotry in enough intellectual tissue paper to make it seem like a political philosophy rather than an expression of white supremacy.
Reform are so dangerous and this headline doesn’t do it justice. I also think a piece like this should start with the politician‘s core views just to emphasise the urgency.
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It's infuriating to see so much of the media give Kruger the same kid gloves treatment that Rees-Mogg used to get because he is posh and polite and able to wrap his bigotry in enough intellectual tissue paper to make it seem like a political philosophy rather than an expression of white supremacy.
VAR having a good one today then.
November 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
VAR having a good one today then.
Blatant Forest penalty not given then they have a second disallowed for a non existent handball. VAR strikes again.
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Blatant Forest penalty not given then they have a second disallowed for a non existent handball. VAR strikes again.
Gusto in midfield. Maresca is an idiot.
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Gusto in midfield. Maresca is an idiot.
Only an idiot would think Tosin is a better option than Josh.
November 22, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Only an idiot would think Tosin is a better option than Josh.
Australia will win this easily and win the series as a result. Morons.
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Australia will win this easily and win the series as a result. Morons.
It’s what Jesus would have wanted.
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It’s what Jesus would have wanted.
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pretty clear what happened: Zohran converted Trump to the divine and immortal science of islamo-communism.
November 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
pretty clear what happened: Zohran converted Trump to the divine and immortal science of islamo-communism.
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Reporter: Are affirming that you think Trump is a fascist?
Mamdani: We’ve spoken about—
Trump: That’s ok, you can just say it.
Mamdani: We’ve spoken about—
Trump: That’s ok, you can just say it.
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Reporter: Are affirming that you think Trump is a fascist?
Mamdani: We’ve spoken about—
Trump: That’s ok, you can just say it.
Mamdani: We’ve spoken about—
Trump: That’s ok, you can just say it.
Palmer just doesn’t want to play for Maresca ever again.
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Palmer just doesn’t want to play for Maresca ever again.
Test cricket. Bloody hell.
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Test cricket. Bloody hell.
See?
Time for Stokes.
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 AM
See?
Doesn’t matter what team we send to Australia. They’ll always mess it up.
November 21, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Doesn’t matter what team we send to Australia. They’ll always mess it up.
How was that a corner?
November 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
How was that a corner?
I see they are banning Christmas again. I bet they’ll ban it again next year, too. The bastards.
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I see they are banning Christmas again. I bet they’ll ban it again next year, too. The bastards.
Of course he did. Twat.
Cristiano Ronaldo attended a black-tie dinner at the White House on Tuesday alongside U.S. President Donald Trump, Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, FIFA president Gianni Infantino and dozens of billionaires and business leaders.
Cristiano Ronaldo praised by Trump at White House dinner in his return to U.S.
The Portugal superstar has previously expressed a wish to meet Trump and talk about "peace".
www.nytimes.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Of course he did. Twat.
Magnificent.
November 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Magnificent.