Blue Swamp Gerald🇺🇸🇺🇦🇬🇪
@blueswampgerald.bsky.social
Old as fuck powerlifter. Degreed in international relations/national security, history, mechanical engineering. MBA-international finance/marketing. Raised 2 PhDs. Screw the GQP.
Have you tried using a different font? 😎👍
February 7, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Have you tried using a different font? 😎👍
Looks like we need a new winter event!🤣🤣🤣
February 7, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Looks like we need a new winter event!🤣🤣🤣
You bless you!
February 7, 2026 at 9:14 PM
You bless you!
Well….yeah. It’s Trump. It’s what he does.
February 7, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Well….yeah. It’s Trump. It’s what he does.
I don’t believe it. Nancy Mace is a very stable person who never changes her story. 👀
November 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I don’t believe it. Nancy Mace is a very stable person who never changes her story. 👀
I always thought fat floated.
Then again, he is pretty fucking dense…..🤔
Then again, he is pretty fucking dense…..🤔
November 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I always thought fat floated.
Then again, he is pretty fucking dense…..🤔
Then again, he is pretty fucking dense…..🤔
Well, damn… I’ve been making my own. Who do I need to call to get in on this?
October 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Well, damn… I’ve been making my own. Who do I need to call to get in on this?
There you are! I can’t keep you on my feed on Xitter. Fucking Elmo pushing rightwing horseshit is all I see any more. 🤬
October 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
There you are! I can’t keep you on my feed on Xitter. Fucking Elmo pushing rightwing horseshit is all I see any more. 🤬
Stay away from my man, you shameless hussy!🤣
October 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Stay away from my man, you shameless hussy!🤣
Saw the video a while back.
Truly freakin’ PERFECT.
Truly freakin’ PERFECT.
October 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Saw the video a while back.
Truly freakin’ PERFECT.
Truly freakin’ PERFECT.
Have I called them “fucking Nazis” on one of your posts yet today? Because damn….
October 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Have I called them “fucking Nazis” on one of your posts yet today? Because damn….
Hey, back off!
That’s our President Loompah!
That’s our President Loompah!
September 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Hey, back off!
That’s our President Loompah!
That’s our President Loompah!
They’re stringy and taste like shit.
Do not recommend.
Do not recommend.
September 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
They’re stringy and taste like shit.
Do not recommend.
Do not recommend.
On his watch?
Oh hell no.
His decision on presidential immunity doomed us all.
That mf’er owns this.
Oh hell no.
His decision on presidential immunity doomed us all.
That mf’er owns this.
September 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
On his watch?
Oh hell no.
His decision on presidential immunity doomed us all.
That mf’er owns this.
Oh hell no.
His decision on presidential immunity doomed us all.
That mf’er owns this.
Fucking petty ass bullshit.
And with this and all the juvenile sniping between Shit and Shittier, those motherfuckers still say the Dems are the ones weaponizing government while their heroes are doing it in real time.
And with this and all the juvenile sniping between Shit and Shittier, those motherfuckers still say the Dems are the ones weaponizing government while their heroes are doing it in real time.
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June 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Fucking petty ass bullshit.
And with this and all the juvenile sniping between Shit and Shittier, those motherfuckers still say the Dems are the ones weaponizing government while their heroes are doing it in real time.
And with this and all the juvenile sniping between Shit and Shittier, those motherfuckers still say the Dems are the ones weaponizing government while their heroes are doing it in real time.
Seems like you could pretty much swap Hungary and the US in that statement.
Just sayin’.
Just sayin’.
May 29, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Seems like you could pretty much swap Hungary and the US in that statement.
Just sayin’.
Just sayin’.
“Order Form”
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May 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
“Order Form”
I’d rather see her run across a busy highway, but whatever.
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May 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I’d rather see her run across a busy highway, but whatever.
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