Blue Swamp Gerald🇺🇸🇺🇦🇬🇪
@blueswampgerald.bsky.social
Old as fuck powerlifter. Degreed in international relations/national security, history, mechanical engineering. MBA-international finance/marketing. Raised 2 PhDs. Screw the GQP.
Been awhile since I posted anything here, so Imma opening with FUCK TRUMP.
February 7, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Been awhile since I posted anything here, so Imma opening with FUCK TRUMP.
New event in the Winter Olympics?🤣
February 7, 2026 at 9:17 PM
New event in the Winter Olympics?🤣
We have a fucking 10 year old as president.🤦🏼♂️
October 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
We have a fucking 10 year old as president.🤦🏼♂️
Good morning, campers!
Did you know that Australia is wider than the moon?
Did you know that Australia is wider than the moon?
October 5, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Good morning, campers!
Did you know that Australia is wider than the moon?
Did you know that Australia is wider than the moon?
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Here's an idea. Dem Governors & Mayors should be ordering their local law enforcement to arrest any & all unidentified and masked alleged ICE agents.
If a random guy in a mask grabbed someone and threw them in a vehicle, we'd call that a kidnapping.
Why not here?
1/2
If a random guy in a mask grabbed someone and threw them in a vehicle, we'd call that a kidnapping.
Why not here?
1/2
June 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Here's an idea. Dem Governors & Mayors should be ordering their local law enforcement to arrest any & all unidentified and masked alleged ICE agents.
If a random guy in a mask grabbed someone and threw them in a vehicle, we'd call that a kidnapping.
Why not here?
1/2
If a random guy in a mask grabbed someone and threw them in a vehicle, we'd call that a kidnapping.
Why not here?
1/2
Why, yes, I have a cat named Leo.
Why do you ask?
Why do you ask?
May 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Why, yes, I have a cat named Leo.
Why do you ask?
Why do you ask?
So I’ve been over at Xitter slapping Nazis for awhile. Didn’t mean to stay that long but, goddamn there are a lot of ‘em and they’re pretty fucking entertaining when they’re upset. What can I say….🤷♂️
May 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
So I’ve been over at Xitter slapping Nazis for awhile. Didn’t mean to stay that long but, goddamn there are a lot of ‘em and they’re pretty fucking entertaining when they’re upset. What can I say….🤷♂️
Can we impeach the motherfucker yet?
April 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Can we impeach the motherfucker yet?
I wonder if it’s occurred to the GOP that they’re creating an army of potentially hundreds of thousands of pissed-off newly unemployed people….
Who all live in the DC area.
What could possibly go wrong?
Who all live in the DC area.
What could possibly go wrong?
March 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I wonder if it’s occurred to the GOP that they’re creating an army of potentially hundreds of thousands of pissed-off newly unemployed people….
Who all live in the DC area.
What could possibly go wrong?
Who all live in the DC area.
What could possibly go wrong?
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The U.S. government spent $710 billion in Trump’s first month, an increase from the same period a year prior. Cost-cutting efforts are ineffective, and job losses are occurring without clear justification.
March 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The U.S. government spent $710 billion in Trump’s first month, an increase from the same period a year prior. Cost-cutting efforts are ineffective, and job losses are occurring without clear justification.
Alright, who clogged the Xitter?
March 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Alright, who clogged the Xitter?
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X engineers clocking in this morning
a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a room with a sign that says " warning "
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a room with a sign that says " warning "
media.tenor.com
March 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
X engineers clocking in this morning
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Knowledge is power…
February 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Knowledge is power…
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Hate to say it, but your Constitution is only as good as the people charged with enforcing and protecting it. As they appear to be absent, you not longer have a Constitution; just an old bit of parchment with suggestions on it. 😕
February 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Hate to say it, but your Constitution is only as good as the people charged with enforcing and protecting it. As they appear to be absent, you not longer have a Constitution; just an old bit of parchment with suggestions on it. 😕
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No shit.
For the next 4 years, it's time for Democrats to stop being so eager to play nice and appease Republicans.
They're not really Republicans any more. They are MAGA.
If your name isn't Donald trump, they're not interested. They're not playing by the same rules.
They're not playing by ANY rules.
They're not really Republicans any more. They are MAGA.
If your name isn't Donald trump, they're not interested. They're not playing by the same rules.
They're not playing by ANY rules.
January 17, 2025 at 12:10 PM
No shit.
Sux to be Trump today. 😃
January 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Sux to be Trump today. 😃
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Incredible precision by the helicopter crew dropping water on the LA firea 🎯
January 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Incredible precision by the helicopter crew dropping water on the LA firea 🎯
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Trump is flirting with answering a question: would NATO trigger an article 5 against say, US?
And they call ME a war monger???
And they call ME a war monger???
January 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Trump is flirting with answering a question: would NATO trigger an article 5 against say, US?
And they call ME a war monger???
And they call ME a war monger???
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This is gonna be fun…
January 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This is gonna be fun…
James Wood should spend more time at home.
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January 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
James Wood should spend more time at home.
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