egron mechanical whale
bluevipsack.bsky.social
egron mechanical whale
@bluevipsack.bsky.social
colour: blue. no, yellow!
smell: tar, ammonia, sulphides
core memes: yoshinoya, john stalvern, haruhi suzumiya doesn't change facial expressions,
electronic old men running the world.
Reposted by egron mechanical whale
December 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
said fuckage came from sitting at a computer and reinforced by incorrect posture on bicycle. proper one is saddle up real high, legs down straight, back hip & shoulders square, hands over hoods
December 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
anyway the toilet graffiti below that tweet is an unicode heart w/ twenty line zalgo stacks on it
December 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
vs. a proper modern one (i.e. 1900s and on) where the next asshole is guaranteed worse, as measured by how he came to power
December 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
new form of rebellion just dropped yo
December 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
so the owner can address it ", my little homunculus"
December 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
maybe let's not clap the living shit out of an expensive laptop anymore eh, they're not built as they used to
December 8, 2025 at 6:27 AM