egron mechanical whale
@bluevipsack.bsky.social
colour: blue. no, yellow!
smell: tar, ammonia, sulphides
core memes: yoshinoya, john stalvern, haruhi suzumiya doesn't change facial expressions,
electronic old men running the world.
smell: tar, ammonia, sulphides
core memes: yoshinoya, john stalvern, haruhi suzumiya doesn't change facial expressions,
electronic old men running the world.
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inkblot test ass looking app logo
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books
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September 10, 2024 at 3:41 PM
books
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"CHRISTMAS PISS" https://bonequest.com/9765
December 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
"CHRISTMAS PISS" https://bonequest.com/9765
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cow tools by pamela zhang pamelazhang.com
December 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
cow tools by pamela zhang pamelazhang.com
mistaking a distant jackhammer for someone's car stereo, kind of night
December 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
mistaking a distant jackhammer for someone's car stereo, kind of night
huh. as it turns out, my incorrect squatting, i.e. heels raised, was fixed by learning to turn the thigh around its natural axis w/ leg muscles
December 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
huh. as it turns out, my incorrect squatting, i.e. heels raised, was fixed by learning to turn the thigh around its natural axis w/ leg muscles
oh those script kiddy's, what will tehy think of next
December 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
oh those script kiddy's, what will tehy think of next
seeing something i thought was novel and expressed privately for the first time enter popular parlance: compression of memory towards middle age
December 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
seeing something i thought was novel and expressed privately for the first time enter popular parlance: compression of memory towards middle age
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I hope I am remembered as "critic, philosopher, essayist" instead of as "man who boarded overnight flight with hornets' nest in CPAP machine"
December 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I hope I am remembered as "critic, philosopher, essayist" instead of as "man who boarded overnight flight with hornets' nest in CPAP machine"
one of many reasons why ancient roman republics aren't repeated is that the emperor tends to be a huge asshole whose fatal shanking benefits everyone within knife reach
December 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
one of many reasons why ancient roman republics aren't repeated is that the emperor tends to be a huge asshole whose fatal shanking benefits everyone within knife reach
deliberate incompetence is entirely consistent with already being a machine's servant
December 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
deliberate incompetence is entirely consistent with already being a machine's servant
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the way that ai is being advertised now is that everyone has to pretend to be incompetent and incredibly incapable and useless at everything
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
the way that ai is being advertised now is that everyone has to pretend to be incompetent and incredibly incapable and useless at everything
that palantir fuck calling for more murder? experimenting with zinc supplements & can't handle his own balls at all
December 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
that palantir fuck calling for more murder? experimenting with zinc supplements & can't handle his own balls at all
quasi ptsd from clicky pingy rattly keyboard switches clacking full force into a chinese plastic-upon-polycarb chassis at 80 wpm (reading bound under test)
December 8, 2025 at 6:19 AM
quasi ptsd from clicky pingy rattly keyboard switches clacking full force into a chinese plastic-upon-polycarb chassis at 80 wpm (reading bound under test)
remembering something fondly and having a favourite part therein means it was worth doing
December 8, 2025 at 6:17 AM
remembering something fondly and having a favourite part therein means it was worth doing
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king władysław III: hrrrrrngh pope i'm trying to protect vienna but i'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the ottoman army
some of those old suits of plate armour made for kings and emperors had some real child-bearing hips yknow what i'm saying like that culet was protecting a real juicy dumper
February 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
king władysław III: hrrrrrngh pope i'm trying to protect vienna but i'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the ottoman army
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This is the Quadro Tracker, a machine that was sold to cops and the military as a bomb/drug/contraband detector that worked by taking a picture of the thing you wanted it to find, inserting that picture into a slot, and then waving a divining rod around
![The FBI commissioned the FBI Laboratory's technicians and Sandia National Laboratories to examine the device. They found that the Quadro Tracker contained no electronics whatsoever. It was merely an empty plastic box in which the only metal parts were a couple of wires and the antenna, which were not connected to each other. The antenna was merely a transistor radio aerial.[4] Attorneys for Quadro Corp. later contended that the inductors and oscillators supposed to be inside the device "aren't the type usually thought of by electronics experts".[6] The "locator chip" was shown to be equally fake; one example put on display by the FBI contained dead ants that had been frozen and stuck onto paper with epoxy glue.[4]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wfy4l5sl22lgb2lakf6kwqvw/bafkreifppvwls7shwcthyiri7vnzj2ljarq3ug7mf4snpp3iflw3qcctne@jpeg)
December 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This is the Quadro Tracker, a machine that was sold to cops and the military as a bomb/drug/contraband detector that worked by taking a picture of the thing you wanted it to find, inserting that picture into a slot, and then waving a divining rod around
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If the writer’s eyes light up when asked, “why did the character do that?” then it’s real.
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If the writer’s eyes light up when asked, “why did the character do that?” then it’s real.
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Most citrus fruits are situated as flying objects in the orbit around a human-made landscape ...
December 5, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Most citrus fruits are situated as flying objects in the orbit around a human-made landscape ...
gangsta oats
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
gangsta oats
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it is profoundly annoying to see so much kneejerk deference to the wealthier party here, often with relish. and I really think something has curdled in people who take an opportunity like this to make it known they believe, fervently, that authority is its own justification.
December 4, 2025 at 6:47 AM
it is profoundly annoying to see so much kneejerk deference to the wealthier party here, often with relish. and I really think something has curdled in people who take an opportunity like this to make it known they believe, fervently, that authority is its own justification.
three words for today: defense in depth
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
three words for today: defense in depth
ohh so mopey and piney
December 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
ohh so mopey and piney
sometimes the silver lining is just a tip of iceberg style fraction but previously smeared with faeces
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
sometimes the silver lining is just a tip of iceberg style fraction but previously smeared with faeces