Nick Martucci
@blunderingidiom.bsky.social
Pretty good writer. Pretty good joke teller. Pretty good person. Room for improvement. Pleasure to have in class. Mostly on TikTok & Substack now. Any/All pronouns welcome!
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Is This Anything? | Nick Martucci | Substack
trying to make sense of whatever. Click to read "Is This Anything?", by Nick Martucci, a Substack publication.
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I don’t post here much, but peaking my head in now that a wave of people are jumping the Twitter ship.
I’d love for you to follow me on TikTok and/or check out my Substack! No pressure though!
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I’d love for you to follow me on TikTok and/or check out my Substack! No pressure though!
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I have been on the internet almost the whole time and almost my whole time. I was an under-supervised child with dial up internet before the dot-com boom. I was going to a technical high school learning the trade of “Internet Technology” the same year Zuck was miles away launching Facebook.
December 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I have been on the internet almost the whole time and almost my whole time. I was an under-supervised child with dial up internet before the dot-com boom. I was going to a technical high school learning the trade of “Internet Technology” the same year Zuck was miles away launching Facebook.
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RETWEET IF IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
RETWEET IF IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN
It’s a bummer that “anti-masker” refers to what it refers to, because it’d be a great term for autistic people who chooses to just be themselves for a change.
December 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
It’s a bummer that “anti-masker” refers to what it refers to, because it’d be a great term for autistic people who chooses to just be themselves for a change.
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We’re not running out of good ideas, but the tech fetishists who have no ideas other than “but I put a lot of money and emotion into this basket” always do, and their narcissism does not allow them to consider that their failed ideas suck, and the flop sweat is palpable.
December 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
We’re not running out of good ideas, but the tech fetishists who have no ideas other than “but I put a lot of money and emotion into this basket” always do, and their narcissism does not allow them to consider that their failed ideas suck, and the flop sweat is palpable.
“Don’t even worry about it. If you could do something, you would have at this point. I don’t want to take any more of your time. It is so not your fault that my rage would be misplaced on you.”
That’s a good line. Credit where credit is due. And off the dome. Good talking, Nick.
That’s a good line. Credit where credit is due. And off the dome. Good talking, Nick.
December 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
“Don’t even worry about it. If you could do something, you would have at this point. I don’t want to take any more of your time. It is so not your fault that my rage would be misplaced on you.”
That’s a good line. Credit where credit is due. And off the dome. Good talking, Nick.
That’s a good line. Credit where credit is due. And off the dome. Good talking, Nick.
The Archdiocese of Boston is putting a spotlight on an “ICE was here” sign in a Dedham church.
For more information, look up “Archdiocese of Boston” and “Spotlight.”
For more information, look up “Archdiocese of Boston” and “Spotlight.”
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The Archdiocese of Boston is putting a spotlight on an “ICE was here” sign in a Dedham church.
For more information, look up “Archdiocese of Boston” and “Spotlight.”
For more information, look up “Archdiocese of Boston” and “Spotlight.”
There’s no true, “you should have saved x amount of money at this point in your life.” Some of us are great savers. We just haven’t been given much extra money to save.
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
There’s no true, “you should have saved x amount of money at this point in your life.” Some of us are great savers. We just haven’t been given much extra money to save.
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I hate when people pray to God and ask him to help them learn how to serve Him better. Stop being a kiss ass.
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I hate when people pray to God and ask him to help them learn how to serve Him better. Stop being a kiss ass.
AI is the solution to any problem you can think of. And if you can’t think of any problems, ask the AI, and it’ll give you more problems. At least the snake oil salesmen of yore actually gave you a tangible product that didn’t work instead of just poisoning the town’s water supply and leaving.
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
AI is the solution to any problem you can think of. And if you can’t think of any problems, ask the AI, and it’ll give you more problems. At least the snake oil salesmen of yore actually gave you a tangible product that didn’t work instead of just poisoning the town’s water supply and leaving.
Computer animation is a fun novelty and can be effective tool when used in addition to traditional, but when they decided there for a couple of decades that all animation had to be computer animation, that’s feels like if they had decided that all sculpture had to be cake sculpture.
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Computer animation is a fun novelty and can be effective tool when used in addition to traditional, but when they decided there for a couple of decades that all animation had to be computer animation, that’s feels like if they had decided that all sculpture had to be cake sculpture.
So much of media analysis is, at its core, academic fan fiction, molding the text into the story you want to tell. The packages are different, but the inception is the same. You experience art and it makes you think, and you then explore and share those thoughts in a format that makes sense to you.
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
So much of media analysis is, at its core, academic fan fiction, molding the text into the story you want to tell. The packages are different, but the inception is the same. You experience art and it makes you think, and you then explore and share those thoughts in a format that makes sense to you.
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You can tell my videos are doing bad when I start posting videos like this
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
You can tell my videos are doing bad when I start posting videos like this
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lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
October 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
Happy Halloweenish! I wrote about one of my favorite movies of all time.
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Is This a Safe Space to Talk About Something That I Wish Scream (1996) Did Differently?
I love the Scream movies.
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October 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Happy Halloweenish! I wrote about one of my favorite movies of all time.
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Art is propaganda!!! lol
It’s funny that the song “Let's Hear It for the Boy” is a woman singing about how her mediocre boyfriend deserves a round of applause and it was written by two men. And it’s catchy as hell. The perfect crime.
October 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Art is propaganda!!! lol
It’s funny that the song “Let's Hear It for the Boy” is a woman singing about how her mediocre boyfriend deserves a round of applause and it was written by two men. And it’s catchy as hell. The perfect crime.
October 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It’s funny that the song “Let's Hear It for the Boy” is a woman singing about how her mediocre boyfriend deserves a round of applause and it was written by two men. And it’s catchy as hell. The perfect crime.
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I wish my enemies knew I existed
October 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I wish my enemies knew I existed
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my god there has never been a more accurate use of this
October 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
my god there has never been a more accurate use of this
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chef boyar-girl on VIP when
October 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
chef boyar-girl on VIP when
if you’re gonna go for “no kings” it should be less american revolution and more french revolution
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No Kings, et al.
I’m not going to criticize how anybody chooses to protest in this moment, because any resistance is good, but also, these “No Kings” marches seem to continue a disappointing narrative, that Trump is a...
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October 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
if you’re gonna go for “no kings” it should be less american revolution and more french revolution
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It's weird that they're basically making up an enemy group and they still chose to call them the Anti Fascists
October 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It's weird that they're basically making up an enemy group and they still chose to call them the Anti Fascists
so glad late night hosts are back speaking truth to power
October 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
so glad late night hosts are back speaking truth to power
I bet a Delilah-based white noise machine would fix me if one were to exist
October 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I bet a Delilah-based white noise machine would fix me if one were to exist
Elphaba’s name should be Elphraba. Why did nobody ask me before it was too late to fix it?
October 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Elphaba’s name should be Elphraba. Why did nobody ask me before it was too late to fix it?
The thing about special needs is that they’re needs. They’re not special wants.
October 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The thing about special needs is that they’re needs. They’re not special wants.