Willie Muse
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I can't stand the sound of him barking but objectively it's kinda cute
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Insult me all you want and I'll usually agree, but i draw the line at saying that anything my dog does isn't cute
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They're too young but by the time I'm president of Hollywood they'll be the right age
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This starring Emily Blunt and Rose Byrne
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My dream is to get a walk in fridge I can sleep in
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Watching the 2012 Ryan Murphy Sitcom 'The New Normal': "THIS ISN'T NORMAL!!!"
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They aren't mutually exclusive
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Bluesky is weird because I'm seeing a bunch of gay guys post pictures of themselves with pumpkins and I genuinely can't tell if they plan on fucking them or they're just excited for for fall
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Next up: bar mitzvah cause cancer!
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Made the mistake of looking at old photos of my pets

Look how good they are!!!
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Oh maybe he didn't need to
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Rfk has tried to regrow his foreskin confirmed
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Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
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It took me longer than I care to admit that the joke wasn't that it's JD Vance
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Tomorrow on Fox News:
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Who shot Mr. Burns was weirdly prophetic:

Rich guy gives everyone a reason to hate him, but in the end the only person that did anything about it was a random baby with very stupid motives
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My dogs love language is screaming
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....how do they know it's anatomically correct? Did he give them a mold?
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Man buys a life-size, silicone, “anatomically correct” Henry Cavill doll & instantly goes viral - buff.ly/60q4z71
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Rain Wilson is somewhere praying to god someone makes a TV movie with this guy in it
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I wish I were more organized at packing. I do t even know how things got that way
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Honestly pretty good show
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To be clear: Burt Kreischer was also on the show and I did not have the same thought
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One time, he was cast on a show called reality bites back that was a reality show where comedians parody reality shows, and I remember thinking "man this guy seems dumb" so it's cool that he got to decide the election
rollingstone.com
“I voted for none of this."

Prominent influencers, including Theo Von, Joe Rogan, and Andrew Schulz, are starting to distance themselves from the president they helped propel to the White House.

Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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I think what makes a lot of this stuff so frustrating is how easily we could stop it by giving Stephen miller a wedgie