Willie Muse
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It took me longer than I care to admit that the joke wasn't that it's JD Vance
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Tomorrow on Fox News:
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Who shot Mr. Burns was weirdly prophetic:

Rich guy gives everyone a reason to hate him, but in the end the only person that did anything about it was a random baby with very stupid motives
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My dogs love language is screaming
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....how do they know it's anatomically correct? Did he give them a mold?
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Man buys a life-size, silicone, “anatomically correct” Henry Cavill doll & instantly goes viral - buff.ly/60q4z71
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Rain Wilson is somewhere praying to god someone makes a TV movie with this guy in it
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I wish I were more organized at packing. I do t even know how things got that way
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Honestly pretty good show
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To be clear: Burt Kreischer was also on the show and I did not have the same thought
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One time, he was cast on a show called reality bites back that was a reality show where comedians parody reality shows, and I remember thinking "man this guy seems dumb" so it's cool that he got to decide the election
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“I voted for none of this."

Prominent influencers, including Theo Von, Joe Rogan, and Andrew Schulz, are starting to distance themselves from the president they helped propel to the White House.

Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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I think what makes a lot of this stuff so frustrating is how easily we could stop it by giving Stephen miller a wedgie
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I rest happy knowing they paid for a stamp
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I insisted my neighbors mail me the save to dates to their wedding like everyone else, and they did, and it got delivered to their mailbox and they had to hand it to me
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Two and too should be one word and we should spell it 2
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At least we can rest easy knowing that once this is all over it's over. no ripple effects here
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I'll give JK Rowling this: a lot of nazis do look a lot like this
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Okay but imagine that happens while she's dressed like a giant frog
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If she gets pardoned, Ghislane Maxwell shouldn't just be allowed to appear on reality TV, she should be required to do the Masked Singer as a form of penance
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Nothing I've ever made justifies this many ads